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Historian Johnny Knoxville will be joining us. Last night washington, d. C. President barack obama delivered his fifth state of the Union Address with the help of Congressional Ball bouncers and youon. Wow that is right up to the came virginia what having google glass sex looks like. Wow. Even they couldnt keep at dooring crowd back from the president. Ladies, no. He is not a piece of meat. No. Ladies its going to stick all night. He has to do his speech let the man tell us the state of the unio...

Times. [laughter] why know if you saw it on fox sunday there but before the seahawks scrimmaged with the [cheers and applause] team of stoned colorado teenagers [laughter] fox air another worldclass matchup as the most powerful man in the free world sat down with obama to cover topics like loose nukes, middle east peace, trade regulations and the environment. Im just bleep with you. Libya. Your detractors believe you did not tell the world it was a terror attack because your campaign didnt want ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our program tonight we prepared it. My guest House Minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] thats honestly the only applause the United States congress has gotten in [laughter] god knows how long. First weve seen a lot of reaction to tuesdays state of the union address. Perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator Lindsey Graham who told roll call that the world is literally ...

[cheers and applause] while many of us have been focusing on last weeks totally necessary nonassinine both parties are equally responsible for the Government Shutdown the galaxy destroying dark force known as obamacare was unleashed on an unsuspected and yet still trusting world. How did it go . [screaming] just as i thought [laughter] obamacare has exploded the chest cavities of millions of americans. [ laughter ] really if you put little cute ears on that that could be a french bulldog. [laugh...

My guest House Minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] thats honestly the only applause the United States congress has gotten in [laughter] god knows how long. First weve seen a lot of reaction to tuesdays state of the union address. Perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator Lindsey Graham who told roll call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have so...

[laughter] when he farted which was surprising in number and volume. [ laughter ] apparently im not even sure when the president did a whole state of the Union Address because he released this vine about it yesterday. Tomorrow night its time restore opportunity for all. Tomorrow night its time to restore opportunity for all. Jon so why even go on with the speech. Thats all you need. The rest of the speech is just jibbitiy, jabbity. The state of the union is blaa. The rest is just blaa. The repub...

Address with the help of Congressional Ball bouncers and youon. Wow that is right up to the came virginia what having google glass sex looks like. Wow. Even they couldnt keep at dooring crowd back from the president. Ladies, no. He is not a piece of meat. No. Ladies its going to stick all night. He has to do his speech let the man tell us the state of the union. Ive got 5 on strong. My fellow americans, today in america a teacher spent extra time with a student who needed it. Jon oh, boy, strap ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. And happy birthday, maggie. Happy birthday. My guest tonight Elizabeth Banks the lego movie. Which ive already seen four times. [laughter] why know if you saw it on fox sunday there but before the seahawks scrimmaged with the [cheers and applause] team of stoned colorado teenagers [laughter] fox air another worldclass matchup as the most powerful man in the free world sat down with obama to cover topics like loose nukes, middle east peace, t...

To get rid of the confederate flag. Its like keeping your fat pants after you lose some weight. laughter youre happy for now with the new you but pretty soon youre going to need those fat pants again. Theres pizza in Staten Island and im not surprised. We were warned reelect that obama would have dire consequences for our union, for our standing in the world, and retail west gate resort c. E. O. David siegel emailed his employees and said he would have no choice but to fire people if president o...

Obamacare and its effects is completely a propos as we check in on day seven of our ongoing coverage of. [cheers and applause] while many of us have been focusing on last weeks totally necessary nonassinine both parties are equally responsible for the Government Shutdown the galaxy destroying dark force known as obamacare was unleashed on an unsuspected and yet still trusting world. How did it go . [screaming] just as i thought [laughter] obamacare has exploded the chest cavities of millions of ...