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Of the united state congress. [cheers and applause] thats honestly the only applause the United States congress has gotten in [laughter] god knows how long. First weve seen a lot of reaction to tuesdays state of the union address. Perhaps the most alarming reaction came from senator Lindsey Graham who told roll call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound ...

[screaming] just as i thought [laughter] obamacare has exploded the chest cavities of millions of americans. [ laughter ] really if you put little cute ears on that that could be a french bulldog. [laughter] how did the opening of Obamacare Health exchanges really go . Web sites were slow or crashed altogether. The main page went to apply to this please wait. Still having problems with dropdown menus and things timing out. I tried to get on healthcare. Go. This site has been down partially all w...

The fellows in the house. [ laughter ] have you gentlemen, for the past 5075 years or so felt something breathing down your neck . A presence waiting to pounce on what was once yours. You aint dreaming, buddy, they are called women. [laughter] and they are braking down barriers left and right. They are the subject of tonights segment jon steu [cheers and applause] if i may the placement of the comma is actually [laughter] [cheers and applause] theres no question the past few months theres been a...

Stewart. This is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. [cheers and applause] tonights guest, its a fine one. Tonights guest president ial historian Johnny Knoxville will be joining us. Last night washington, d. C. President barack obama delivered his fifth state of the Union Address with the help of Congressional Ball bouncers and youon. Wow that is right up to the came virginia what having go...

Smash hit article tonight we discuss it more. The top stories goes out to all the fellows in the house. [ laughter ] have you gentlemen, for the past 5075 years or so felt something breathing down your neck . A presence waiting to pounce on what was once yours. You aint dreaming, buddy, they are called women. [laughter] and they are braking down barriers left and right. They are the subject of tonights segment jon steu [cheers and applause] if i may the placement of the comma is actually [laught...

Call that the world is literally about to blow up. I wish it had been on camera. I cant help but wonder what it must have sounded like when Lindsey Graham said that. How would that sound if Lindsey Graham would say hello governor no that wont be it. The world is literally about to blow up. No new york city. Hey what are you gonna do the world no, no, not it. I, senator graham do believe i do declare that this vessel which we inhabit is about to just explode and me just here all along in my sitti...

Heated Political Campaign and hopefully setting the stage for the healing that this country so desperately needs. The white house has received online petitions from not so proud americans in 20 states who would like to secede from the union. laughter wait im not sure exactly which 20 states those are or which people in those 20 state bus i think i can best express how i feel about these states and people in the word of the great william wonka. flatly stop, dont, come back. cheers and applause jo...

Working on a fine program tonight. Our guest tonight the secretary of obamacare and human obamacares kathleen obamacare. [ laughter ] of course, the discussion over obamacare and its effects is completely a propos as we check in on day seven of our ongoing coverage of. [cheers and applause] while many of us have been focusing on last weeks totally necessary nonassinine both parties are equally responsible for the Government Shutdown the galaxy destroying dark force known as obamacare was unleash...

Time with a student who needed it. Jon oh, boy, strap in, everybody. [ laughter ] looks like he is going to mention everybody in america by name. An entrepreneur flipped on the lights in her tech startup. An auto worker fine tuned some of the best fuel efficient cars in the world. A man took the bus home from the graveyard shift bone tired. Jon is he talking to congress or pipping his independent film . Dawn over the plains could be nebraska, opening credits, a nurse struggles to light her cigar...

Television is if youre ever looking to display your ignorance laughter . What a medium laughter so jason sudeikis, i apologize. He just walked out and i was up until 3 00 in the morning like Electoral College oh, im stupid that being said, tonights show, republicans still reeling from their electoral defeat last week and reassessing their outreach efforts after suffering enormous erosion of support amongst asians, latinos and African Americans or, as republicans sometimes refer to the groups, th...