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Slave which is a phenomenal film Michael Fassbender is joining us tonight. [cheers and applause] it is as always time for our continuing coverage of. You know when we built that open i was worried maybe we wouldnt use it enough to justify [laughter] how much money it was going to cost and now im worried that 2013 is is going to be limiting. [ laughter ] a lot of our attention has been focused on the capitol hill and the House Republicans but the president is also a player in all of this. What is...

Your clooney sundae. [ laughter ] how bad have thinging gotten in syria . Nor than two million refugees have fled the country. Homs still under bon bardment. Historical sites pounded into rubble but not to worry people, the world finally getting together to no, no. [ laughter ] not that example. There you go. [ laughter ] coming up on round two of the syrian peace talks in geneva. Were going to hear a recap from the algerian u. N. Special envoy to syria. What is the word about homs. Homs havent ...

[ laughter ] a lot of our attention has been focused on the capitol hill and the House Republicans but the president is also a player in all of this. What is his mind set with regard to a ceding of republican demands. See if you can read between the lines of his ring and index finger. Im not budging when it comes to the full faith and credit of the united states. Im going to repeat it. There will be no negotiations over this. Jon if i was on deal or no deal, i would say no deal. Hey, hey if i wa...

While many of us have been focusing on last weeks totally necessary nonassinine both parties are equally responsible for the Government Shutdown the galaxy destroying dark force known as obamacare was unleashed on an unsuspected and yet still trusting world. How did it go . [screaming] just as i thought [laughter] obamacare has exploded the chest cavities of millions of americans. [ laughter ] really if you put little cute ears on that that could be a french bulldog. [laughter] how did the openi...

[laughter] fox air another worldclass matchup as the most powerful man in the free world sat down with obama to cover topics like loose nukes, middle east peace, trade regulations and the environment. Im just bleep with you. Libya. Your detractors believe you did not tell the world it was a terror attack because your campaign didnt want that out. I have to get to the irs. You are say nothing corruption with the health care. When did you know there were problems with the computers . Jon look at t...

Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking ...

[ laughter ] yes, from all around the world Foreign Ministers came to geneva by jet, by boat and train. John kerry himself turned around his trusty sailboard and said, entre you obviously it took kerry the longest time to get there because he was on the water. [laughter] it was worth the wait because bear in mind the Historical Context of these talks wench take it for granted that the secretary of state should talk to iran foreign minister but that hadnt happened in 34 years until last september...

And did a spittake but it wasnt like a funny spittake it was just kind of a sad one. It was not like oh, my god it was just you couldnt swallow milk in a world where people can just shoot people in a fight that they themselves instigated. Well, guess what . You probably shouldnt take a sip of milk right now. The verdict in the michael dunn case. The jury did not convict him for killing teenager jordan davis. Jon that may sound like your run of mill florida bat bleep in which the killer was not c...

Park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particula...

[door slams] the Woody Johnson prison for criminally insane manrapists . Uhoh. [groans] aah from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight, oh, weve got a good one. From the new film 12 years a slave which is a phenomenal film Michael Fassbender is joining us tonight. [cheers and applause] it is as always time for our c...