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Prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or at the very least disturbingly shirtless aggression, yeah. [laughter] but with this aggression it looks like putin has gone heil titler. [ laughter ] which makes y...

You know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or at the very least disturbingly shirtless aggr...

Were excited about that. All in all i think we can all agree this has been an up and dun year but certainly not a good year for privacy. Between Edward Snowdens revelations about the nsa and the revelations that ikea is spying on its employees. Theres that now show howie mandel watches you poop. That soon invasion. I didnt sign up to be a contestant yet there i was. [laughter] this week brings the most devastating privacy news yet. A bombshell revealed. Prosecutors say the now shut down world of...

[cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever ...

That was incredible. You must have ejaced, like, 15 times. We just got some great news. Whats up . Were gonna have a baby i might get a dog. And were naming it house party oh, my god that is incredible whoo thank you. I feel honored. Oh, my god. Lets drink to that. There you go. Wow. Congratulations. Mmhmm. Youre gonna make a great mom. Mmhmm. You want a ham sandwich . Yes [harmonica music] wonkwonk. Comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [d...

Macfarlane into my support group for former oscar hosts. But first [laughter] you know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that...

Remember the moment do you remember the moment it was about six months ago when you found out that George Zimmerman was acquitted for the shooting murder of Trayvon Martin and you were drinking a glass of milk and did a spittake but it wasnt like a funny spittake it was just kind of a sad one. It was not like oh, my god it was just you couldnt swallow milk in a world where people can just shoot people in a fight that they themselves instigated. Well, guess what . You probably shouldnt take a sip...

Foreign diplomacy. There are signals that the u. S. Could be close to iran about an agreement over nuclear capability. Just in the knick of time nick in of time that is wonderful news because iran is just a week away from developing a nuclear weapon. They have been for the past 20 years. [laughter] says people who would like to bomb iran. [ laughter ] but if iran is willing to make a deal, dude Foreign Ministers of big western powers led by the u. S. Secretary of state john kerry diverted planes...

The bill on thursday allows Business Owners as long as they assert their religious beliefs to deny service to gi and lesbian customers [audience boos] jon i believe that is the appropriate response. [laughter] arizona, ill Say Something to you with all due respect. You are on a little bit of a roll. You have a law to allow police to ask hispanics for papers, allug doctors to talk to the women about unborn children and now. This you are lucky you are warm and you appear to have the perfect climat...

Forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or at the very least disturbingly shirtless aggression, yeah. [laughter] but with this aggression it looks like putin has gone heil titler. [ laughter ] which makes you wonder if Vladmir Putin he was even paying attention at the olympics, remember, vlad, the brotherhood and spirit of cooperation or did you consider the parade of nations a browsing opportunity . I like that uniform id invade them. Need it, need it, want it. Puty is this because you ha...