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Um, growing up in the keys scuba dive saying big part of is a big part of life and i have damage to my right ear. Jon and did this loud thumping create you any discomfort . Did it in my left ear, my sensitive ear. Jon those hooligans thoughtlessly playing loud music knowing it would attract moth like someone with one sensitive ear. [ laughter ] now you might think to yourself why didnt old pinder drums park somewhere else . [laughter] because former scuba diving vigilantes dont play that bleep ....

Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of them. [laughter] lets introduce the new segment spinning beach ball of health care. What re talking about here . Page freezes . Many are having trouble just getting on to the web site, logging on. Jon okay so the first step doesnt work. [ laughter ] well, i have a feeling after that its [laughter] wrong information on Medicaid ...

Tosh god, bless our new founding fathers. Turn the lights on and go back to work. With all that puking, youd think theyd be a lot skinnier. Good night. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight. My guest joseph scarborough. Exciting news in the world of foreign diplomacy. There are signals that the u....

Player the earth continues to spin on its axis and a plague of low justs has yet to descend upon america. Because of this lack of catastrophe its up to states like arizona to pick up the slack. Arizonas Legislature Passed the bill on thursday allows Business Owners as long as they assert their religious beliefs to deny service to gi and lesbian customers [audience boos] jon i believe that is the appropriate response. [laughter] arizona, ill Say Something to you with all due respect. You are on a...

Those big gains for tax stocks, some saying it is the dot. Com bubble all over again. Varney and company is about to begin. Stuart big problems for bitcoin this morning. One of the largest bitcoin exchanges shut down. The exchange is website, nonexistent, twitter account wiped clean. We just got this statement, a decision taken to all transactions for the time being, we will be closely monitoring the situation and will react accordingly. Several bitcoin exchanges reporting but they were trying t...

Divide american injustice in the age of the wealth gap. Its a lf story. Its lovely. I added that last part. Our top story tonight begins in congress. Last week the Senate Intelligence committee voted to declassify a comprehensive report on our countrys use of um i guess what the c. I. A. What would called super aggressive terrorist suspect spa treatments during the Bush Administration. [laughter] anyway i assume that the declassified report is excull pa tory and reaffirmed the commitment to the ...

Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one tonight. My guest colin firth. [cheers and applause] but first lets turn to ukraine. [laughter] really, the american audience immediately like did we bomb them . What happened . [laughter] after just a few weeks from when crimea officially joined russia another region of ukraine has said ill have what shes having. The crisis in ukraine is deepening this morning with the threat of more lost territory. Prorussia of a at thi...

Benghazi. Benghazi. Jon new york city but i can see where you might have got than impression. No new york city. Its a different three syllable syllable no, no, its a different three syllable b word. Beyonce. Jon yeah, beyonce. [ laughter ] as the singer herself has been mispronouncing it all these year beyonce. Maybe its not all of fox news but our good friend William Oreilly has a somewhat particular beef with miss bey. As you know ive been critical of beyonce for putting out music and videos t...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name jon stewart. Big show tonight my guest, oh, were very excited about nate silver of fivethirtyeight. Com, a web site dedicated to exploring Current Events through cold, scientific Statistical Analysis and it also has some porn. It is a web site. [ laughter ] the first as we near the end...

The christie suntimespicayune. I havent seen the report. What does it say . This report has come out. It exonerates you completely. Do you feel exonerated. Jon i better. It cost me 1 million bleep dollars and by me i mean you if you are a new jersey taxpayer. Anyway. Stronger than the storm christie 2012. Seriously governor you feel exonerated . Yeah, i do but i always knew that this is where it would end. Jon we know. You aint nostradamus. I visited an oracle who killed a goat, read the entrail...