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Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. And happy birthday, maggie. Happy birthday. My guest tonight Elizabeth Banks the lego movie. Which ive already seen four times. [laughter] why know if you saw it on fox sunday there but before the seahawks scrimmaged with the [cheers and applause] team of stoned colorado teenagers [laughter] fox air another worldclass matchup as the most powerful man in the free world sat down with obama to cover topics like loose nukes, middle east peace, t...

Last night washington, d. C. President barack obama delivered his fifth state of the Union Address with the help of Congressional Ball bouncers and youon. Wow that is right up to the came virginia what having google glass sex looks like. Wow. Even they couldnt keep at dooring crowd back from the president. Ladies, no. He is not a piece of meat. No. Ladies its going to stick all night. He has to do his speech let the man tell us the state of the union. Ive got 5 on strong. My fellow americans, to...

Two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] things things are taking offo the the daily show hosts jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. Jon stewart trashing our pizza. I take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. Picking on our pizza. A ribbing. Take a bite its irresistible. Im not a deep dish fan, myself. I love thin crust. I could get hate mail. I used to ship it froze ton califor...

It, i think its crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicagostyle pizza and how it tended to be less pizzaish than pizza. I was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. In articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] things things are taking offo the the daily show ...

The top stories goes out to all the fellows in the house. [ laughter ] have you gentlemen, for the past 5075 years or so felt something breathing down your neck . A presence waiting to pounce on what was once yours. You aint dreaming, buddy, they are called women. [laughter] and they are braking down barriers left and right. They are the subject of tonights segment jon steu [cheers and applause] if i may the placement of the comma is actually [laughter] [cheers and applause] theres no question t...

Obamacares kathleen obamacare. [ laughter ] of course, the discussion over obamacare and its effects is completely a propos as we check in on day seven of our ongoing coverage of. [cheers and applause] while many of us have been focusing on last weeks totally necessary nonassinine both parties are equally responsible for the Government Shutdown the galaxy destroying dark force known as obamacare was unleashed on an unsuspected and yet still trusting world. How did it go . [screaming] just as i t...

You know when we built that open i was worried maybe we wouldnt use it enough to justify [laughter] how much money it was going to cost and now im worried that 2013 is is going to be limiting. [ laughter ] a lot of our attention has been focused on the capitol hill and the House Republicans but the president is also a player in all of this. What is his mind set with regard to a ceding of republican demands. See if you can read between the lines of his ring and index finger. Im not budging when i...

[cheers and applause] hey, everybody. You are here on a fine night. [cheers and applause] the guest tonight mr. George clooney. [cheers and applause] im going to let you enjoy that for a little bit because first were going to talk about syria. [ laughter ] this is kind of the spinach of world news. [ laughter ] you gotta eat it before you get your clooney sundae. [ laughter ] how bad have thinging gotten in syria . Nor than two million refugees have fled the country. Homs still under bon bardmen...

The guest tonight mr. George clooney. [cheers and applause] im going to let you enjoy that for a little bit because first were going to talk about syria. [ laughter ] this is kind of the spinach of world news. [ laughter ] you gotta eat it before you get your clooney sundae. [ laughter ] how bad have thinging gotten in syria . Nor than two million refugees have fled the country. Homs still under bon bardment. Historical sites pounded into rubble but not to worry people, the world finally getting...

A good one. From the new film 12 years a slave which is a phenomenal film Michael Fassbender is joining us tonight. [cheers and applause] it is as always time for our continuing coverage of. You know when we built that open i was worried maybe we wouldnt use it enough to justify [laughter] how much money it was going to cost and now im worried that 2013 is is going to be limiting. [ laughter ] a lot of our attention has been focused on the capitol hill and the House Republicans but the president...