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Statistically 458 of captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats ...

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Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a picture of me looking aknowed with this bit. There we go. Rick snyder. Anyway, this bleep guy. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder went before congress ten months ago to say he was not particularly interested at this time in making the bedrock union state of michigan a right to work state. Right to work is an issue that is a very divisive issue. People feel very strongly about it. We have many problems in michigan that are much more press...

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Positive effect diminishing the time to recover. A bill more on that in a moment. Meanwhile more states are rolling out plans to reopen, from wisconsin some nonessential business or back up and running. From new jersey, the governor says he will allow golf courses and state parks reopen this weekend with some restrictions. More on that i had it as well. First i want to bring in dr. Thomas frain, welcome back to our program and thank you for being here, especially on a day like today. Have we mad...

The Louisiana Republican senator john kennedy. First, chief White House Correspondent john roberts who leads our coverage there on the north lawn. John. Youre looking ahead to that meeting that supposed to happen at 4 00 this afternoon. President trump and new York Governor Andrew Cuomo have been going around and around on testing for the last few weeks. Cuomo insisting that the federal government has to step up when it comes to testing. President trump saying, hey, the federal government is not...

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Applause] stephen thats it captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Big show tonight oh, the actor paul have you had here. Let me guess you made another bleep movie and its really bleep good. Give someone else a chance. Anyway wait a minute where is my pen . [laughter] i specifically remember applying for a federal grant for a pen [laughter] where is ...

[cheers and applause] stephen thats it four the report, from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good show tonight. Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra day oconnor is joining us this evening sitting right here discussing the Supreme Court and her new sitcom. [ laughter ] if you watc...