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Or two, like, shake it off. Get out there. I think its three. Shake it off. Get out there. I have feelings for you. [ laughs ] i love sports so much. I will tell you what is not a sport, though, is hunting. Hunting is i mean, a sport is when both sides know theyre playing. [ laughter ] i mean. [ applause ] you know what hunting is like . Hunting is like setting a dish of black licorice out at an Old Folks Home and hiding behind a chair with a bat. Thats it for me. Thank you guys so much [ cheers...

He comes back, opens his door, hes got a young asian boy. Hes got all three of them strapped down there, and hes explaining the positions, a, b, and c. And listen, everyone in heres like, a. The next shot, like, you see this blanket over what is [bleep] three people ass to mouth. But youre just, like, so excited. Like, take the blanket off. They start crawling, and all of a sudden, it happens. And then he turns like this and goes, im so sorry. When the doctor goes back downstairs. Human centiped...

The economy including Home Mortgage refinancing and the permanent end to congressional control over the debt ceiling. In return, president obama is offering republicans 400 billion in entitlement cuts over ten years. Still to be negotiated. Mr. Obama also wants emergency Unemployment Benefits and a temporary payroll tax holiday extended along with the Infrastructure Spending and mortgage relief, the price tag for the president s stimulus bill could rise to 50 billion or more. After meeting with ...

Well received. Treasury secretary Timothy Geithner met with House Speaker john boehner and laid out a detailed list from president obama that includes 1. 6 trillion in tax increase over ten years. More stimulus spending to boost the economy including Home Mortgage refinancing and the permanent end to congressional control over the debt ceiling. In return, president obama is offering republicans 400 billion in entitlement cuts over ten years. Still to be negotiated. Mr. Obama also wants emergency...

Show my name is jon stewart weve got one for you tonight, man. Were not messing around. Our guest tonight, noted audience yells something im sorry . I hope that was not an antisemitic slur. Our guest tonight laughs its my birthday today so cheers and applause thank you for the kind wishes. cheers and applause thank you for the kind birthday wishes, again, thank you. Very kind. But lets get to our show the noted author and inventor neil young is going to be joining us. cheers and applause we begi...

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got one for you tonight, man. Were not messing around. Our guest tonight, noted audience yells something im sorry . I hope that was not an antisemitic slur. Our guest tonight laughs its my birthday today so cheers and applause thank you for the kind wishes. cheers and applause thank you for the kind birthday wishes, again, thank you. Very kind. But lets get to our show the noted author and inventor neil young is going ...

Right to know have all been distilled down, thrown out and replaced with this one urgent conclusion concerning current u. S. Ambassador to United Nations susan rice. I will do everything in my power to black her from being the United States secretary of state. Shes not qualified. Jon thats senator john mccain continuing his seven year quest to negate every good thing hed ever done prior to that. laughter this time leading the charge to preempt as an of now hypothetical obama nomination for secre...

Jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a fine one tonight. Our good friend Calvin Trillin from Calvin Trillin hobbs, the great cartoon, Calvin Trillin, you remember him peeing by the wall, and there is a tiger. laughter hey, quick, off the top, you remember that contest, the Obama Campaign had, you donate and you might win lunch with the president . laughter you are not going to believe who won laughter president barack obama, mitt romney just wrached up lunch in the priv...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. We have a fine one tonight. Our good friend Calvin Trillin from Calvin Trillin hobbs, the great cartoon, Calvin Trillin, you remember him peeing by the wall, and there is a tiger. laughter hey, quick, off the top, you remember that contest, the Obama Campaign had, you donate and you might win lunch with the president . laughter you are not going to believe who won laughter president ...

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