Disclaimer: None of this ever really happened. But then, La Mesa did burn on national television… O’Brien: Ah, Mr. Mencken. San Diego Reader, SD on the QT: Almost Factual News, isn’t it? Come in, sit down. Walter Mencken: Thank you. WM: I think someone is stalking me. O’B: Stalking you. WM: It sounds ridiculous, I know. But for the past month, I’ve been receiving odd messages. Sometimes texts from unknown numbers. Sometimes tweets from accounts that have numbers instead of names. Sometimes emails. And lately, even actual postcards. O’B: And these messages – what do they say?