"My daughter calls deodorant 'arm makeup'. You're welcome." By 16/07/2021 05:00am BST If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life. Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy! Advertisement Guacamole, she wants guacamole.— ������’�� ������ ���� ���������� (@Mamaoutoforder) May 25, 2021 My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome.— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018 9 y/o says what she misses most about going to movies is getting snacks from the “confession” stand so when we do go again, I’ll be paying a lot more attention when she places her order.— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 8, 2021