31 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Halloween For Parents
"A child brings so much joy to a parent’s life: their laughter, their smile, their Halloween candy."
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"A child brings so much joy to a parent’s life: their laughter, their smile, their Halloween candy."
"It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."
"My son just said Ikea is grownup Legos and I’ve never felt more connected and seen."
"My daughter calls deodorant 'arm makeup'. You're welcome." By 16/07/2021 05:00am BST If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life. Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy! Advertisement Guacamole, she wants guacamole.— ������’�� ������ ���� ���������� (@Mamaoutoforder) May 25, 2021 My da...
"Kids movies really made me believe that the greatest threats on earth were dogcatchers and quicksand."