Child Unreasonably Confident He'd Make A Good Horse

BRATTLEBORO, VT—Making the bold assertion with no discernible evidence, local child Jayden Mitchell was unreasonably confident he’d make a good horse, sources confirmed Friday. “Look, I’m not saying he’d make a terrible horse, but I think it’s a little arrogant of him to just assume he’d make the best horse in the…

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