Dont know about you, but this election is starting to feel like that friend who you let crash on your couch for a weekend but then you quickly realize that youve officially got a new roommate. Lets see whats happening with our situationship in our ongoing segment votegasm 2020. Lets get to the big news first president donald just a minute trump is in more trouble than the guy who kidnapped liam neesons daughter because all day joe biden has slowly been chipping away at trumps lead in georgia while cleaning up as mailin ballots are counted in pennsylvania. Basically by the time youre watching this, it could all be over, so by tonight youre popping champagne or your stress pimples. Even though things look bad, donald trump is not a quitter, if you dont count his casinos and marriages, and he still has several strategies to win. Lets so through the strategies today. Strategy number one is trumps First Response to anything whether its trying to get out of paying a bill or silence ago porn star lawsuits. With his path to reelection appearing to narrow, President Trumps relying on relief from the courts that may never come, filing suits in michigan and pennsylvania to stop vote counting until the Trump Campaign can access the counting locations, the Trump Campaign saying it would request a recount in wisconsin where joe biden is the apparent winner. The Trump Campaign filing a lawsuit in georgia alleging one of its poll observers saw late absentee ballots illegally added to a stack of ontime absentee ballots in a heavily democratic county that includes savannah. Quite possibly well do a National Lawsuit and really expose the corruption of the democratic party. Trevor whoo a National Lawsuit . If youre watching this, consider yourself served what a difference between 2016 and 2020. When hillary lost, she disappeared into the woods. But trump starts losing, hes dragging voters one by one on to the witness stand, though hes probably just hustling for a big settlement. Im suing because i should be president , thats why im here. But for 500grand we can forget this whole thing ever happened. 300,000. 250 my final offer. 50,000. Ill pay you, but only 20, art of the deal. But what case exactly are they bringing to the courts . Well, Rudy Giuliani, the president s lawyer and man who drank from the wrong holy jail explained his objects tan outing the vote. Not a single republican has been able to look at any one of these mailin ballots. They could be from mars as far as were concerned or from the Democratic National committee. Joe biden would have voted 50 times or 5,000 times. You have a reputation for dead people voting and well look at how many dead people voted here. Do you think were stupid . Do you think were foomtion . Trevor do you think were fools . Calm down count wackula. If youre talking about you and trump, yes, we think youre fools. But if youre talking about the entire trump administration, then also yes. Come on, dude. Joe biden isnt voting 5,000 times. Have you seen the long lines . Not even joe biden wants joe biden to be president bad enough to wait that long. As for looking into dead people, its going to be hilarious when Rudy Giuliani question the dead people on how they voted. Did the democrats get you to vote for them . No, im a dead guy just like you. Im alive you should get that whole thing checked out, oooh its really hard to keep track of all the lawsuits that are happening but luckily we have dulce sloan the election Lawsuit Center to help us break it down so who is trump suing right now . Lets take a look, there ever trevor, weve got a whole bunch of lawsuits coming in fast. We already know trump is pennsylvania, michigan and d. P. A. But got etch more on the way. Arizona your ass is getting sued. Nevada, lawyer up, youre getting sued. Utah, youre neighbors with nevada, trumps going to sue you because its con sente to pop by. Pennsylvania, thats right, again, youre getting double sued, and trump isnt just suing states, france, your ass is getting sued, for what . Not sure. See you in court. Also, eric trump said he found a box of trump votes in a volcano on mars, so mars your red ass is getting sued. And i almost forgot, pennsylvania triple sued. Just for thinking trump was done suing you. Guess wholes trump is suing guess who else trump is suing . Donald trump, because if it wasnt for his bullshit he wouldnt be losing pennsylvania, which trump is suing again, quadruple sue thats all weve got, defendant 32. See you in court, bitch. Trevor oh, man, ive always wanted to be sued by trump. Thank you so much for that dulce. So its going to take time for these lawsuits sob thrown out by a series of lower courts before the Supreme Court does whatever trump wants. But trump isnt sitting around waiting. Hes urging followers to take to the streets showing up like coronavirus at a rose garden event. Protesters, why the Trump Campaign wants some states to stop counting votes while other states continue counting. In arizona overnight hundreds of Trump Supporters, some armed gather outside a phenix Election Center saying the election was being stolen from the president. Protestors looking to keep the count going as the race tightens chanting where are the votes and in the battleground state of pennsylvania, voters say the tension there is intense. Temps flaring from coast to coast. The Biden Crime Family stole this election. The media is covering it up we want our freedom for the world give us our freedom joe biden. Trevor two things, first, this ugly behavior undermines the foundations of american democracy and, secondly, i hope they have that barbecue beer freedom shirt in a hoodie version, that is dope. Also the Biden Crime Family . That has got to be the least threatening sounding organized crime family ever. You know, youve got a really nice place here, be a pity if some malarkey happened to it. I dont know, i dont know. I mean, seriously, i cant believe we were all terrified that Trump Supporters would coordinate a civil war and yet these guys cant agree on a slogan to shout in the streets because theyre chanting to count the votes if trump is behind in the states but then if hes ahead theyre chanting to stop the count. I mean, what happens if the state switches . Count the votes well we are counting and looks like joe biden has just taken the lead. Okay, stop counting the votes we changed our minds depends how it goes but if trump cant win the election in the streets, he has one final plan, to win the election in the tweets. The president , after election day, out of sight but far from quiet, ignoring the ongoing vote count and declaring himself the winner in several crucial battlegrounds, writing on tweeter in part we hereby claim the state of michigan, but thats not a candidates call to make. Trevor no, come on, donald, what are you doing, man . Just because you shout it doesnt mean its yours. This is the election, not riding shotgun. Its mine i call white house and isnt it ironic that trump spent months warning that rioters were going to loot all the stores, but now hes the one trying to loot the Electoral College. Its all mine. It should have been mine. I won it. Its all mine. Also, can we agree that its adorable how he included the word hereby . Just to make it sound smarter and more official. You know, hes like oh, no, i said hereby so this is real. You cant use that in 2020. That shit only worked back in the day when penal were colonizing land. I declare the Land Property of her majesty the queen this is our land we will kill you well, then, i hereby declare this Land Property of her majesty the queen. Oh, guise, he said hereby, theres nothing we can do now. Stand back and stand by. Crafty, huh . But if none of these plans work and donald trump cant stop joe biden from becoming president all is not lost for the g. O. P. Because it turns out mitch mcconnell, Senate Majority leader and worlds most powerful ball sack, has got a plan to take care of biden even if he wins. Axios has a good piece out today about mcconnell arguing if he keeps the majority he will force biden to keep his cabinet choices centrist. Mcconnells already lining up troops to be ready to make things dill for the biden administration, looking to control the type of cabinet biden can assemble and the type of hearings he can have. Mitch mcconnell and the republicans in the senate will be a block game for us. Doesnt matter whos the president , i will be the blocker in chief. So thats where things stand with the election. Well, i mean, thats where things stand if youre watching the news. Because if youre watching fox news, its a lot different. We actually ask desi lydic to watch fox for the last 48 hours to explain whats going on and this is what she found. Well, surprise, vies the do knot democrats are trying to steal this election. I. C. E. Agents found thousands of trump votes floating in the river. States out arizona, pennsylvania, nevada, gavment put them together, what is that . The ukrainian milk company. Whos the chairman of the board. Hunter biden. Pennsylvania isnt even a state, its a commonwealth, common plus commonwealth. Count the votes, count the stop. Stop the count. Hop on pop. Omar voted 53 times in mart, georgia. Depends to democrats and make republicans fill out ballots with a sharpie . Sniffs, smells like dead leam voting. Rudy giuliani found 50,000 trump votes in a goodie back. In more cases, more counting, more testing, more blatz, has anyone seen fauci and silber in the same room. Counting. Stop the numbers arizona rescind the call, call your mom. My son wont talk to me. Trevor thank you so much, desi, stay hydrated. Were going to take a quick break. When we come back, well take a look at where we are with the coronavirus because we may have forgotten about covid but covid definitely hasnt forgotten about us, so stick around. Garcia, im coming sims really dude . Not cool. Haha not sorry. Get double xp in call of duty black ops cold war with mountain dew. Rated mature. Tintroducing the iphone 12 prog nwith 5g. Or a moment like this. Now at tmobile, the leader in 5g coverage, you can unleash the power of the epic iphone 12 pro in more places. Get 2 iphone 12 pros 2 lines of unlimited 5g for just 100. Only at tmobile. Americas largest 5g network. 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Coronavirus infections have reached a record 100,000 new cases in one day, and were now inching our way toward the 9. 5 million mark. In battleground states like arizona, wisconsin and texas, covid was top of mind for Many Americans this election, but its front and center every day for doctors like jason mitchell. This is the highest volumes that weve seen throughout this pandemic. As many focus on election results, First Responders are still struggling to save lives, with covid cases climbing in 43 states. We cannot afford to lose anymore lives. Colorado is accepting fraishts outsides its borders but like other regions they too are facing a 100 spike in new cases, though the mortality rate has been improved, the volume in cases is accounting or an increase in deaths in 32 states. Trevor thats right, 100,000 new cases a day and increase in deaths in 32 states. Dont forget, this is nine months in nine months covid 19 is like if godzilla attacked tokyo but then signed a longterm lease. I love this city theres always something happening and everyone knows my name when i walk down the streets but as you can see, coronavirus does not give a shit about politics, even after the election, it carries on. Dont get me wrong, it was honored to meet the sitting president but its not going to stop just because its election time. While the situation in the United States is uniquely bad the pandemic is getting worse in countries where the disease was under control. I mean among the countries calling strict new lockdowns today the United Kingdom announced theirs. Giving the brits advanced warning might not have been smart. Starting today Boris Johnson is enforcing a Second National lockdown to last at least till december 2. All nonessential businesses must close and bars and restaurants can offer only takeout. The United Kingdom celebrated the last night of freedom before todays new covid 19 lockdown took effect. Bars and restaurants were filled with people enjoying a last national outing for a while. This is like people who cheat at bachelor parties it still counts and you should definitely get tested maybe covid works differently in britain. Maybe british corona gives you a head start. All right, everybody, get one more point and then im coming for ya there is some good news, doctors are Getting Better at treating covid 19, pharmaceutical companies are coming closer to having a vaccine, and now a Computer Scientist might have found a faster way to diagnose the sickness. Scientists at myth have a new way to figure out if someones cough is a potential symptom of covid 19. They just listen to it. Researchers say theres a difference in sound from a covid cough versus a regular cough even if a patient is asymptomatic. Its almost imperceptible to the human ear but Artificial Intelligence can tell. Whats called the sentiment of the cough. 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Right now we can sit back and rest assured the states will count every ballot in a timely fashion which is right now im in the zen zone. The president ial race still unde