Commentary: Rich Manieri - Your call is not really important to us ... Rich Manieri FacebookTwitterEmail I’ve been hacked. Officially. Someone pretending to be me — go figure — has applied for unemployment benefits in my name. By the way, if you, whoever you are, really want to serve as my stuntman, there are a variety of situations in which you could actually be helpful to me. For example, the next student complaining about his or her grade would be a good start. Go for it, Pretend Me. You respond to the next email that begins, “Dear Professor: What can I do?!” My usual response of “How about turning back time and paying attention in February?” doesn’t seem to resonate.