Stiff-arms are indisputably great. When a gigantic child recently stiff-armed a somewhat smaller child into 2037, a significant fraction of the internet stood up and cheered. After all, who doesn’t want to be unceremoniously tossed into the future right now? Doug Brooks was merely bestowing a large favor upon the brave pretender. A blessing of the very forceful kind. Derrick Henry is, of course, the reigning champion of all things stiff-arm. And what Brooks can do to enthusiastic-but-underweight high-schoolers, Henry can do to fully-fledged NFL-ers. Here’s his latest effort, which turned Alex Myres into a particularly dejected sort of paste: