we all stammered actually. it's bizarre how contagious it is and if i start to talk bit, the words get completely backwards but tom hooper started to stammer giving the notes and sometimes it would take a half hour to say what he meant. what happened to me in the supermarket most of the time people say, piers morgan, can i get your autograph? >> i'm flattered. >> come on, really. >> i'm more flattered. it plays very well for me. >> plays well for me. it's probably served half of my career. the morgan factor. "town and country" magazine to my utter delight had you and i both down in this top 101 people that you must meet in 2011. >> aren't we both lucky? >> well, i thought i was lucky. i discovered that i was at 66 and you rolled in at 33. >> bloody hell. >> at which point -- >> numeric, very precise bit. >> it meant that people -- 50% keener to meet you this year than they are me. quite hurtful. >> keep retesting that.