porcupines making love. i assume they produce smaller porcupines. something. it has to be done carefully. that's what we're doing now, making love. we actually found a video of sweet, sweet porky porn online, but couldn't get permission to use it. here's one porcupine giving another porcupine a flower. enjoy. then they'll go neck and make love. now, this is just one picture though. it is not scientific. we looked into the making love rituals of porcupines, just to see if the health care analogy holds up. we went to "national geographic" and, of course, "snl." the description from "national geographic" is graphic. to get things going, the male douses the female in urine. i didn't know that. 100% serious. also confirmed by "snl." >> the kwiquills are important the mating process. the male spraying her quills. >> that's dirty talk. >> i guess the health care