people call trump names all the time. and look, i could call trump a race or a misogynist or sooen phobic or unstable or incompetent or impotent. but he's heard all of those and he doesn't care. so tonight i'm going to try to make fun of the president in a new way, in a way that i think will really get him. mr. president, i don't think you're very rich. like i think you might be rich in idaho, but in new york you're doing fine. trump is the only person that still watches "who wants to be a millionaire" and thinks me. although i'm not sure you would get very far. he would get to like the third question and be like i have to phone a fox and friend. i want to try a fun new thing. and you say trump is so broke