this is so great. drew a blank. forgot my next joke. i can remember the panic running up my spine. it's like man. things are crazy. crazy. and it reminded me of my next joke. >> sooner or later they're going to make a phone into a little microchip that everyone will just have surgically implanted in their ear and that will be the end of it. wherever you go. oh, i've got a call. oh, hi, joe. what's up? how are you? oh, my other line. i've got to put you on hold. >> it's my gold medal. high point in my career. >> i'm talking to joe. i'll put you on conference. >> it went exactly the way i thought it would go. i'll never forget that moment. >> take a bow, byron. [ cheers and applause ] >> i finished. johnny gave me -- >> one of these. >> i walked off like an athlete wins the super bowl. >> i was like you've got to be kidding me. >> next day, offers stacked to the sky.