>> i've been doing stand-up forever. i wanted to do shows that are more sweeping, may i say. i did one about my family years ago and the economy two years ago which nobody heard of it was only a two week run. her it crashed? >> exactly. >> geraldo: speaking of alchemy. you aren't through history in a rapid way that is clever, brilliantly written. i guess jerry seinfeld helped you stage it. you have a big deal to a one-man show. you are dancing around, going up the ramp there and everything else. i was afraid you would go collapsing. >> i'm going to pull a spier man one of these days. -- spider-man one of these days. >> these guys got beat down by these guys, obviously these guys are going to be in charge walking around with this confident posture. everyone else has --