>> i love "star trek" especially that guy, captain uh polly. -- apolo. shouldn't we teach our kids, because they are the future, stuff that actually helps them get work? like, i don't know, work on a drug dealing or something other than the planet. >> first of all, i don't like greenpeace. i hate that they have hot chicks in front of the mall and they sucker me in to talk to them. i am like, hey, do you like me? do you want to sign your life away for the next three years? >> didn't you ever notice that most giving who hit on you have clip boards? >> the clip board is just a hot chick hitting on me. are they going to have kids in maryland raise oysters?