maybe i should be a stripper. >> you're not worth $300. >> i don't know if i'm built for that. >> you're cool. >> i'm cool? >> yeah. >> take that to the bank. >> a star is born. >> did the founders have that in mind. >> i think so. >> we the people. it's not we the people. it's they the people. >> we formed the country to form a more perfect europe on. >> you're just trying to make a guy a little bit happier and have him go home in a slightly better mood than he was. >> you're like the betsy ross of strippers. >> it's refreshing to talk to a stripper like you. >> have you ever seen bill o o'reil o'reilly's show? >> he sounds like a leprechaun. >> what show is this? >> this is cable. we're good. >> i enjoy your segment too.