all right, for those of you who weren't aware, this is very big news. last night was "the jersey shore" premiere. we don't know exactly how many people tuned in but we're sure it was millions. because apparently 8 million tuned in to the series three premiere. this was supposed to b bbigger than that. anyway, here's some highlights if you missed it. snooki shared her knowledge of european geography. apparently also she looked more svelte. >> because they're in italy. >> that's right. and her dad volunteered to be a male stripper. and deena said she wanted to do something called the jersey turnpike at the club. they are in italy as you mentioned. i don't think they knew whatat that was. pauly and deena engaged in a kiss. and -- >> scandalous. >> some people say it was the most disgusting kiss in history. not my words. >> no alcohol involved in that at all. >> "the situation" is still "the situation." apparently he and -- there were commercials featuring sammy and deena, paid commercials -- >> snooki lost a little weight too, r rht? >> she's looking more svelte. that's the cast.