you cut a hole in the floor of the car and then get on the floor and stick your upper body up through the hole so the top of your body is inside the car and your legs are on the ground. then you cut a circular hole, neck sized circular hole through the middle of a steel "i" beam and bolt it to your neck inside the car you thrilled the hole in. you encased yourself in the vehicle and put your neck in an iron block. you're trying to become the most immovable impassable thing in the history of immovable impassable things. but you are not very good at parallel parking. so you do not actually succeed in accurately squeezing the car that encases you into a parking space close enough to the building to keep people from getting in. so you're there, you're basically a human vault, but everybody is just skooching around you. it's like getting yourself all