Feeling Blue(Checkmarked): Elon Musk took out the ban hammer on accounts parodying him. If only there were some way to "verify" that a Twitter user is who they say they are.
When You Skip Tort Day: Elon seems to know as much about tortious interference as he does about running a social media platform.
Eyerolls: Republicans send threat to Biglaw partners that they're coming for clients who go vaguely "woke." The next few years are going to be fun!
If At First You Don't Succeed: Fail again. That's the Mike Lindell-Alan Dershowitz strategy.
Layoff In The Bay: The tech sector is taking a hit and it's getting felt by the lawyers.
Yale Law Isn't Sending Their Best: J.D. Vance just leaning into this whole pullstring bigotry thing.