Order Reprints Print Article Text size A connected-fitness cash grab is coming, and Now hear me out. We secure seed funding from Nike and Perdue Farms, then geotag some birds, build tracking apps for smartphones and watches, and hire studio trainers to record inspiring Mickeyisms: “Ya catch this thing, ya can catch greased lightning,” and so on. By next fall, CLUX could be ringing the opening bell at Nasdaq. OK, the pitch needs fine-tuning. It’s just that every form of exercise I can think of seems to be going online and striking it rich: cycling, rowing, yoga, lifting, and boxing. There are widespread reports of bellies expanding during quarantine, and many gyms remain closed. Vaccines are coming, which means that by summer, office workers could be seeing one another below the Zoom frame for the first time in more than a year.