we call it the comedy news netwo network. you know that right? >> mr. vegas, larry wears the suspenders. i heard you got a stocking stuffer idea kind of along those lines. >> not really. i saw something on the news. jeanne moos our associate, she did a story this week called suspends, and these young kids, these crazy kids can wear their pants lower off their behind. look at that. this is not funny, drew. this is not funny. look at these kids. look. it's a new -- that's just nasty. take it off my tv now. i'm trying to eat dinner here. look at this. they walk around and hold the pants up. that's why the streets are so clean thousanow. because the pants drag on the ground. they walk around like they have a terminal case of diarrhea. my nephew said something the other day, and i wanted to kick his butt and i don't know where