People who netflix may be unable to chill over the weekend. So heres a little advice. Ive lived in some hot places. I lived in vegas. I lived in phoenix. What i do, i put my clothes in the fridge overnight, and youll thank me in the morning, just. The president put on a real scorcher of a show last night. Dont know if you saw any of it, but trump held a rally in north korea, i mean North Carolina last night. [cheers and applause] and i dont know if someone over there at the rally has a sense of humor or what, i doubt it, but this is the song they were playing last night before mike pence came on stage. Macho, macho man macho man i got to be a macho man i got to be a macho jimmy i want to be a macho. Mother, i want to be a macho. Moments later, the macho man himself, captain space force took the stage. He was summoned there to introduce his master, donald trump, who took time to do an introduction himself of a local area candidate pour congresfor. I want to introduce the next member of congress, dr. Greg murphy. Greg is a jimmy no, greg is not a winner. Greg is a seal is what he is. The president put on quite a performance. He did 90 minutes with no intermission, no information. He started the rally saying he had plenty of time because he nothing to do. That might be the first factual statement hes made since becoming president. He lashed out again at the four nonwhite Congress Women hes been going after this week. He called them socialists who hate america and specifically targeted congresswoman omar. The crowd, clever bunch that three are, came up with an all new version of the popular chant lock her up. Obviously, and importantly, omar has a history of launching vicious antisemitic screeds. [ crowd chanting send her back ] jimmy isnt that lovely . Leaders lead i guess is the member there. There was outrage today from democrats and even some republicans over that chant. Not mitch mcconnell, although that spineless reptile, not only did he not condemn the chant, he said i think the president s on to something. He may be on something, but hes not onto something. The New York Times reported that ivanka had to have a chat with dad this morning to tell him this was bad, and so the president , who seems to only listen to her did his best to distance himself from the chant, claiming quite unconvincingly that he tried to stop it. Why didnt you stop them . Why didnt you ask them to stop saying that . Number one, i think i did. I started speaking very quickly. It really was a loud i disagree with it by the way. But it was quite a chant, and i felt a little bit badly about it, but i will say this, i did, and i started speaking very quickly, but it started up rather fast. You will stop them if they tried to do it again. I didnt like that three did it and i started speaking very quickly. Excuse me, really . If you would have heard, there was a tremendous amount of noise and action and everything else. I started very quickly, and i think you know that. Jimmy so four times he said he started very quickly. Lets go to the tape now and find out how very quickly he started. Send her she talked about the evil israel. Jimmy see, you can tell how upset he was by how he paused to allow the chant to fill the stadium while he basked in it. Trump also said if these Congress Women dont love america, they can leave t guillermo, bring in the scroll for a second. Because i want to talk about this new phrase of his hes been saying. America, love it or leave it. According to the bill of rights, the document the president reads about as closely as everyone else reads the apple terms and conditions, an american citizen has the right to feel and say anything he or she wants about the country, and if you do love america, you want it to be as great as it can possibly be. Does that mean you have to love every single thing about it . Obviously not, because if all these people screaming love it or leave it would have left when obama was the president or when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage or [cheers and applause] or for that matter when they made a lady ghostbusters, they would have all got on their nina, pintas and santa and heres this from a guy who faked an injury to get out of vietnam, right guillermo . Thats right. Jimmy hes my fact checker. Here comes a guy who trashes american war heroes, who kisses communist dictator ass, who makes most of the crap he sells on his website in china. To hear him say someone else doesnt love america and they should leave is crazy. Its the constitution. Its not the guillermo he wrote that. Yeah. Jimmy mr. President , if you dont understand that, maybe you should leave, go be president of [cheers and applause] go be president of whatever country supplies you with your next wife. Im sure theyll welcome you, and take that little poodle, mike pence, with you [cheers and applause] the real hero here is guillermo, who worked all day on that scroll. Yeah thats right. Jimmy this, to me, represents the best of america. This is from yesterdays baseball game between the cubs and the reds at Wrigley Field where during the seventh stretch, there was an arousing rendition of take me out of to the ball game. One, two, three take me out to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and crackerjack skbroip did. Jimmy did he say what i buy me some peanuts and and crackerjack jimmy while were on that subject, this is a real warning that was put out by the food and Drug Administration this week. We did not make this up. This is on the fda website right now. The food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use big penis, a product promoted for sexual enhancement. Has an official warning from the fda ever had the words big penis in it . This is the stimulant. They have a dangerous ingredient that could have dangerous side effects including slight decrease in Blood Pressure and freaking out at a long island bagel shop. And products like this, there have even been deaths attributed to them. The product is called big penis, usa. But im not sure its from the usa. I did a google search. This is one of the ads i found. Okay, so this is the, can you zoom in a little bit on the thing. Now it looks like im the spokesperson for this. All right. So this is how they sell this supposedlyamerican product. It says improve male sexual capacity, effective treatment impotent, premature ejaculation. Improve sexual life quality, men of secret sorrow. According to United States expert john doctor of research, prove men and woman reach climax of time it does not as of boast exist time poor. One can reach climax, women may from time to time to as they needs long time strongly needs longtime passion campaign. 68 of female average need time of 8 minutes above to reach climax and 45 of women need 12 minutes, 75 above of male, they too hottempered. Now im having some doubts about whether the product was actually made here in the usa. So we reached out to the company, and with us, joining us live via satellite tonight is the ceo and founder of big penis, usa, vince durfin. Hello, mr. Durfin. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, jimmy. Please, its not mr. Durfin. Call me big penis. Jimmy what . I own big penis, and the company is named after me. Jimmy how about i call you vince . Fine. Jimmy i just read a statement off the big penis usa website, and it seems it has been translated badly from another language. Are you really a usa company . You bet your engorged washington we are. Were as american as apple soup. Jimmy so do you agree request t with the fdas assessment that you were misleading customers . I do. Jimmy you do. Yes, and we are sad that we didnt disclose the active ingredient in big penis and it does not represent big penis values. Jimmy what are big penis values . Its a commitment to give you an a oneeyed trouser troller so big you could strap it into your passenger seat and ride with it in the carpool lane. Now that is big, jim. Good lord, what a wonderful time to be alive. Jimmy it really is, yeah. By the way, im not sitting on a chair right now. Jimmy oh, my goodness. But just to get back to the dangers, products like this, they say can cause Serious Health problems, possibly even death if people dont know whats in it. They can . Jimmy yeah. Well, thats no good. But i say its a small price to pay for big penis. We give men a chance to have an elephant in their pants. Jimmy i see. Penises so big they were reading at the sixth grade level. Something youd have to carry around in a duffle bag. A duffle bag jimmy oh, yeah. Yeah. Good lord, what a wonderful time to be alive. Jimmy yeah, you said that. Its worth repeating, james. Let me ask you something. Does your penis have abs . Jimmy no, it does not. Can you claim it as a dependent . Jimmy i dont think so. Well, i can. Jimmy you requescan . Yes. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Is that a satisfied customer. I once saw it eat a whole baby pig. Jimmy oh, my god. Isnt he magnificent . Jimmy this has taken a bit of a turn. I thought you were going to apologize. I really thought you were excuse me, what do you apologize for when you have a fivestar banana condo like this. Jimmy goodbye, vince, thank you for all of your time. All right, weve got a good show for you tonight. Music from spoon. The coach of the rams, sean mcvay is here. And well be right back with Billy Eichner. Sao so stick around. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by mercedes benz. 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Our first guest started out stalking unsuspecting new yorkers like a lunatic with a microphone on billy on the street. Now he rubs elbows and knees with no less than beyonce herself. He plays the meerkat timon in the lion king. It opens in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome Billy Eichner. [cheers and jimmy you look nice. I like it. Thank you. Jimmy you look very nice. Thank you. Jimmy how are you . Are you all right . I am great. I am in the lion king. Jimmy youre mott just in the lion king. You are the number one star of the lion king. Thats not true. Jimmy in my opinion. Oh, well thank you. Jimmy you may not be the most famous person in the lion king, but you are the best person. Thank you. Jimmy you really are, and people will see that en masse. Thank you. Im just so excited because [cheers and applause] beyonces going to hate you now. Im mostly excited paubecause i going to be so rich after this. In just a matter of days, jimmy. Jimmy did they record you for teals and all that kind of stuff . Im a happy meal toy, im in the movie. Jimmy you landed like an hour ago. This is how much i love you. Yesterday morning we had a huge lion king premiere in london. I flew to new york yesterday. I was live on good morning, america and kelly ripa, this morning in new york, flew here, came right from the airport, and here i am. Jimmy im glad you made it. I really am. I was orieworried, we worry abo this kind of stuff. [cheers and applause] jimmy you were in london for the royal premiere. Prince harry and Meghan Markle and Sir Elton John was there wa there, and i was there randomly. We were all kind of nervous, even beyonce. Jimmy really . Yeah, because the royals. Jimmy they should be bowing to her. Thats true, shes our american royalty. In the days leading up to it they email you a protocol. Jimmy oh. Of how youre supposed to greet prince harry and meghan, and three aey are very intense it. Youre supposed to say your Royal Highness. You cant shake hands. My plus one had to stand behind my and not speak unless he was spoken to. I was like, does that same rule apply to jay z . I have a feeling it doesnt. And i got really nervous. I was with seth rogen. And we were standing, hes wonderful. Jimmy he is. [cheers and applause] jimmy he is great in the movie, too. Not as good as you, but very good. Well, thank you. So we got, i got nervous, because your Royal Highness sounds a little weird and bowing feels weird. I dont even know what they want you to do. And in my head, im like what do you call her . I keep thinking princess markle, but that sounds like something out of mario brothers. They were very, very down to earth. Jimmy did you exchange phone numbers or anything like that . Not quite. Jimmy did jared get to speak . I think he got to say hello. Whats strange is meghan and i went to the same college here, we both went to northwestern, theater majors. I didnt know her when we were there. We ended up having this very casual conversation about our acting teachers at northwestern, and she was really great. And harry, harry, by the way, harry was great, too. They were very nice, lovely, beautifullooking people. Jimmy yeah, sure. And have you now become friendly with beyonce . I know this is a big thing. Yes. Jimmy you sing with beyonce. I am on a song with beyonce. Jimmy which is crazy. Seth and i started singing can you feel the love tonight, and she takes over. Were on itunes now, were like on the pop charts. Jimmy i said this to my wife and she said it right back to me, billys got a great voice, like a real singing voice. Thank you. I started off thinking i was going to be on broadway when i was a kid. I opened my mouth and had a good singing voice, took singing lessons. I got older. Jimmy did you go to auditions . I really wanted to be a child star on broadway, right . But i was a big fat sweaty gay jewish kid. Shout out, i know some of you are watching. I really was, though. Proudly, and theres not much for a big fat, sweaty, gay jewish 12 year old to do on broadway, and all the others are playing les miserables, the spritely european boy, and im spouting off like mama rose. Jimmy i think of you now as a big child star. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy you got you a little present. I know this is a major thing in your life, and i wanted you to have something to kmep ra it. This is, i dont know if youre an overalls kind of guy. Uhhuh. Jimmy but this is for you. This is a, says oh, my gosh. Jimmy im on a song with beyonce. Thats yours. By the way, this would have fit me perfectly as a sweaty, day, fat 12 year old. This would have been perfect. Jimmy Billy Eichner is here, the lion king opens tomorrow. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by smirnoff number 21 vodka. Fifty percent off storewide, with new deals every single day plus earn ten dollars off your next purchase when you buy online and pick up in store im here for my denim tune up. Now, at old navy. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol®. Oh, no, its a little lion. That is not a lion. Its a furry bird. Let me get a closer look, excuse me. Let me see what were dealing with here. Its a lion run for your life. Its a little lion. It gets bigger. Jimmy that is Billy Eichner and seth rogen in the lion king. No ones going to dislike this movie. Everybody is going to love it. Thank you. Jon favreau did an amazing job. They worked on this movie for years. It looks unlike any movie youve ever seen. Its just gorgeous, and it looks so real. Jimmy i heard they killed like 100 animals to make this movie. They did. They had to, but it was worth it, because its going to make a billion dollars they didnt kill any animals. Theyre all fake animals. Jimmy no animals were in the movie. Exactly. Jimmy when was the first time you sang in public. Ever . Jimmy yeah, ever. I think i was actually in kindergarten, i swear, there was a talent show, and i got up and i sang. Jimmy do you remember what you sang . Yes, jimmy did you play the more monica . I didnt play the harmonica. Jimmy while were on the subject of music, you tweeted something taylor swift. I want to know the back story. You tweeted, i guess i was too