Hes going great. 100 seasons, which seems like enough, right . I think we get it now. Quick question for those of you in our studio audience. How many of you are on vacation right now . [cheers and applause] the reason i ask is because weirdly, its become unusual, according to a study done by the u. S. Travel association, more than half of American Workers do not use all their vacation days, which is confusing, because based on what i see on instagram, it seems like all anyone ever does is go on vacation. But they say that last year alone, u. S. Workers left almost 800 million days of vacation on the table. They didnt take those days off. I guess ferris buehlers sacrifice meant nothing to us at all. The only american whos really using his vacation is donald trump. The president has been [ applause ] i have to hand it to him. He has been very hard at work not working lately. The first item on trumps schedule today, and this is true, was at 11 45. People who work at marijuana dispensaries get to work earlier than that. His daily schedule. By the way, theres no commute. He works in the house. Daily schedule is basically wake up, tv, tv, tweet, tweet, yell at reporters in front of a helicopter. Eat, tweet, tv tweet, eat, sleep, repeat. [ applause ] he had one public event on his schedule this week. He presented the medal of freedom to nba halloffamer jerry west. That was it this week. Last week he had one event on his schedule. He had a ceremony notice rose garden to authorize the new space force. Even ben carson is saying you might want to pick up the pace on this. Its a little weird when fwar mow is working harder than the president of the United States. Thats right. [cheers and applause] jimmy the president did find time in his schedule to come up with a nickname for the star of will grace today. This morning he wrote bad actress, debra the mess messing is in hot water. Good one, donnie. She wants to create a black list of Trump Supporters and is accuse the of mccarthyism and of being a racist balecause of the things she said about blacks and mental illness. If Roseanne Barr said it, she would have been thrown off television. She was thrown off television. Will nbc continue to allow a racist. Watch the double standard. He does have a point. This is america. The only racist who should be allowed to have a tv show is him. Really, hes the president. Remember when donald trump vowed to take out isis . I guess that didnt happen, so hes going after will grace, and debra the mess messing. But thats what happens when you have nothing to do all day. Idle hands are the devils tiny workshop. He pushed back against reports that he wasnt working much. They rereleased his schedule, call kings of places, do stuff, lead, and sharpie. I have no problem with the president not working. In fact, that is what i want. I dont want him working. You know youre on a bad road trip when youre glad the driver fell asleep at the wheel. Thats how i look at it. So trumps number one focus today was to try to convince us yet again that he wasnt wrong about this hurricane heading toward alabama. Yesterday he showed a map that was altered with a sharpie that said the hurricane could hit alabama. And today he tweeted six times about this today. Alabama was going to be hit or grazed, and then Hurricane Dorian took a different path. The fake news knows this very well. Thats why theyre the fake news. Certain models strongly suggested that alabama and georgia would be hit. The great state of alabama would have been hit or grazed. What i said was accurate. Just as i said, alabama was originally projected to be hit. I was with you all the way, alabama. The Fake News Media was not. There is no question in my mind he now wants alabama to be hit by a hurricane. Hes dying for this to happen. [ applause ] if you are in birmingham, huntsville, mobile, nothing would make him happier than to see you guys wiped out tonight. Today, by the way, do you remember that anonymous op ed in the New York Times written by an unknown Senior Member of his administration . Well, this person rowrote that lot of people in trumps circle were sticking around to keep him from pursuing his worst impulses. This person said their plan was to stay and try rein him in. That was a plan, you get an fminus, because it did not work. The article said, the quote was there are adults in the room. Uh, specifically, adult film stars, but today is the oneyear anniversary of that op ed, which was titled, i am part of the resistance. We still dont know who wrote this. Today the times released a video interview with the writer. I think if you Pay Attention there are some clues to be found here. You claim to be the author of im part of the resistance inside the trump administration, is that correct . . Yes. And you claim to have close access to the president himself . Very close. How close . Too close. You also purport to be part of the group that resists the president s agenda . I mean, yes. How do you do that . How do you resist . Oh, i do many tings, many tings. I tie his shoelaces together. I lace his adderall with skittles. The toilet seat closed. Many things. And why are you doing this . Because he is idiot. I want to go back to new york and do shoppings. How many popeye chickens can this fatty eat . Uh, i have to do grooming now. Be best. Jimmy you know, that could have been anyone. That could have been count choculas wife for all we know. Meanwhile, general john kelly, whom some suggested was the person who wrote that op ed, according to cnn, when he left, he promised the president he wouldnt write a tellall book while he was still in office. Trump promised kelly that he, in turn, would not read a book while in office. Its a Little Something called the art of the deal. But id raead it, but do we really need a tellall book from john kelly . Seems like his face told us all we need to know about what was going on there. Heres one we wont have to wait until trump is out of office for. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is writing a book. We also learned the title. It will be called this is not a book. And, you know, as press secretary, sarah Huckabee Sanders worked about as hard as her boss is working. She went 94 days without holding a press briefing. Chapter four, sarah sits in her office for a month, evaluating mars bars. I imagined a lot of things would happen to this country when donald trump became president , never predicted it would mean more books. Now id like that focus on my administration, because from time to time i send my cousin sal out to have fun with innocent delivery. Well call for a delivery and let the fun begin. Usually sal will play the role of the customer, the owner of the house. This time we mixed things up. In order to prank a delivery man, sometimes you have to become a delivery hi, how are you today . . Co come on in. Whats happenin . A delivery. He went to get his wallet. What you got . He must be a hungry guy today . Orange chicken. Pizza. Yeah, hes hungry, hungry dude. Look at this stuff. This guys got it all, huh . Look at this. Want a cookie . No, no. Thank you, thank you. I had lunch already. Huh . Not very g g oh. Nice. I could definitely go for some of this. All right . Woo. Hmm. No. Thank you, no. For later. Mm. Uh. Mm. That does not go down easy, let me tell you. You need some water. Huh . Water . Not for me. Said he was looking for his wallet. Taking forever. Ah, i got his wallet right here. Look at this. Isnt that nice. Woo. Lets not tell. Tell. 42. Want some . No. No. All right. More for me. I like this. Hes got some fancy stuff, right. Hes not going to miss that cash, right . Oh. Whats going on here . I dont know. Ooh. Hi. What the hell happened in here . He was just admiring your stuff and it dropped. Dude, god, i just got that last week. Sorry about that. How much is that . Thats coming out of your tip. You broke that . Orange chicken. Who did . Who broke it . Just slipped, you know, not me, we saw it on the ground. Like, you know. Look, it doesnt matter. How much do i owe you . I cant find my wallet. No arms, no head. Give me a second, i cant find my wallet. Its right over here, your boy over here found it. How much is it . 26. 49. I got you. I had like 200 in here. Oh. You found my wallet . No. No. I stayed right here. I had 200 cash in here. I dont know. I just dlifreliver the food. What do you mean you dont know . I just pulled the money out of the atm. May have been you call the police, check my body. I think i know what happened. This will clear everything up. When he found your wallet before, i think maybe he took the money and put it in his pocket. Thats why its not in there. You have my money . No. I tell you what, this is on me. You guys work out the whole wallet thing, but have a good day. Appreciate it. Give me my money. No. Look, look. You call the police. Heres thing. I had 200. Come on, lets go, lets go. Come on. Come on. Lets go, lets go. Jimmy all right, there he goes. The new hobbes and shaw. Jimmy tonight on the show, music from clairo, June Diane Raphael is here and well be right back with Kirsten Dunst. So stick around. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by subaru. Banjo . man hey. Go home. woman banjo sorry, it wont happen again. Come on, lets go home. After 10 years, weve covered a lot of miles. Good thing i got a subaru. man looks like you got out again, huh, banjo. avo love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. Dont stop, i cant feel the heat yet dont let it catch you whoa i cant feel the heat this is a surface laptop 2. And this is mackenzie book. Hi, im mac book. Which one has a better touchscreen . The surface has a better touchscreen. 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Tomorrow night, Nick Offerman and keke palmer will be with us, and well have music from brockhampton. Our first guest is an emmynominated performer whom you know from a dump truckfull of great movies and tv shows. You can see her now in one of americas longesttitled shows. Watch on becoming a god in Central Florida sunday nights on showtime. Please welcome Kirsten Dunst. [cheers and applause] jimmy congratulations to you. Thank you. Jimmy and thanks for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy you had a baby since the last time you were here. Last time i was on the show, i nervously told you during a commercial break, i hope i dont throw up. Jimmy was i the first to know . My family and you. Jimmy anything you want to tell me in the next break . I could be pregnant. Im not, not that i know of. Jimmy and maybe even more significantly, in the grand scheme of things, youve got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. I did, i did. Jimmy that was on thursday, right . Yeah, it was. Jimmy last week on thursday. Yeah, i had a week of anxiety. I couldnt eat. I hate public speaking. And sophia coppola, we all hate public speaking. Jimmy Jesse Clemons is your fiance. Were not married yet. Jimmy they spoke on your behalf. All terrified speakers. Jesse did the best job. Jimmy yeah c, hes an actor. In the morning i could stomach a noobanana, had a clasf wine. We got there, and i started crying when i saw my publicist. Its so emotional. All your friends and family, its a historical thing, but its also really hot and choppers above our head and tourists walking by. I got a good spot, not near hooters. Jimmy did you specifically not like youre wiping a chicken wing off your face and like oh, kiersten dunst. Jimmy that hooters hasnt been there forever. Now there are actors who have their star right in front of hooters. I think im near stevie wonder. I dont have a bad spot. Jimmy where is it specifically . Okay, you walk out of your studio, and you go jimmy oh, there it is. On labrea and highland. No, hollywood and labrea. Jimmy you look thrilled. I am. I did it. I really, i jimmy your whole family came to the event . Everybody. My son, all the grandparents. We rode separately, jesse and i so we could focus. But my kid was already there. And meanwhile, the grandpas like, put him on the star, put him on the star. All these photographers are there, which i wouldnt have done if i was there. And hes like there. Jimmy dont worry, the streets real clean out there. He looks like hes peeing maybe. Jimmy very cute. Does he know that man . Jimmy thats my father. Okay. Good. His grandparents. Thats a relief. So thats a big thing. Youre gr youre glad its over but now its there. Do you walk out on this street . There was a hollywood doctor you go to before you do a film and she was right there, but theres no reason for me to go there other than that. Jimmy there is like a thing, a hollywood doctor thing. They check you up before you go do a film. Which basically they check your heart, your breathing. Youre good to make a film. Jimmy they dont do any examination at all. Are you alive. Jimmy thats it. Its true. Jimmy i wonder if anyone has failed that examination. If you can call it an examination. Utd v youd have to be pretty bad. Jimmy if youre a doctor on hollywood boulevard, how good can you be . Delousing chewbacca. Did jesse run his speech by you before he gave it . He did, jimmy you told me last time when you learned that you would be getting the star, your mom was at the super market. Shes like, im crying at vaughans jimmy which is usually a sign that things have gone bad at your life. But youre crying. The vaughans in the neighborhood is actually really good. Jimmy but that makes it worse if youre crying over the vegetables. So you have this going on. Yes. Jimmy how old is your son . Hes 16 months old. Jimmy whats his name . Ennis. Like an old cowboy name. Jimmy its like dennis without the d. Exactly. Jimmy is he named after someone in your family . His middle name is howard. We found it online. You know those baby sites where you keep scrolling . We like that. Theres also a town in texas named ennis where jesses from, and theres a town in ireland. Jimmy theres a, tennis is a sport i think. I wonder if there is anyone nanlnan named tennis. He could be named tennis. Jimmy i offer my services to parents of people i know. And i will say, listen, tell me what you are thinking of naming the kid. Tell me, and ill tell you all the horrible things that oh, i can help but that. Jimmy youre good at that, too . You stick a p in front of it. Theres also, anus. Thats not a good one. Jimmy it would be worse if it was enis. My moms name is inez, but enis is the german way to pronounce it. Jimmy how old were you when you started acting . If you count acting at 3. Jimmy ennis has a few more months to go before he needs to go to work. Hes cute enough. Id put him in an ad or something. Why not. Jimmy and George Clooney is your coexecutive producer on this television project. I worked with minimhim when on er. Theres this place called smoke. He named his Production Company off of that. So yeah, i kind of, he, his Production Company is in the neighborhood, and he just called me to do the show. Jimmy you didnt tell him when you were 13, hey, id like to executive produce something with you, should you go on to be a major tv star, id like to do something with you. Yeah, you and me. Jimmy its called on becoming a god in Central Florida. Kiersten dunst is with us, well be right back. Upbeat musieverything was so fresh in the beginning. [sniff] dramatic music but that plug quickly faded. Upbeat music luckily theres febreze plug. It cleans away odors and freshens for 1200 hours. [deep inhale] breathe happy with febreze plug. Millions of wellrested humans once roamed the earth. But with rising stress in the modern world, yawning a good nights sleep is nearly extinct. 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