New Missions, Zones, Weapon, Customization Options Expand Edensin TUCSON, Arizona — 27 January, 2021 — ®, the over-the-top comedic first-person shooter and latest entry in Running With Scissors’ classic franchise enjoyed by millions, flushes in Hump Day with the “Wednesday Update,” adding new missions, areas, character customization, and TONS of ass cleaning hijinks on Steam Early Access and GOG for PC today. Midway through another effed up week in the charming town of Edensin, the Postal Dude awakens in the palatial estate of the Edensin Mayor himself,Mike J. As the Master Bidet-er, Mayor Mike J sets The Postal Dude loose on a righteous crusade. Cleanse the filth of Edensin by installing bidets where they matter most, in the headquarters of the toilet-paper-obsessed Wipe Militant led by Tinklage, and let the holy water flow! Resolve a diplomatic crisis south of the border. Disposable wipes and other “environmentally safe” lies about toilet paper create an iceberg-sized blockage in Edensin’s sewage system, causing tons of American sewage to burst into Mexico. Montezuma would be proud!