I AM no great lover of horror movies, even of a comic variety. However, I make an exception for Simon Pegg’s brilliant Shaun Of The Dead. In this classic of the genre Shaun (Simon) blunders about with his ne’er-do-well pal Ed for the first half of the film, oblivious to the zombie apocalypse developing all around them. I now think that Boris Johnson and his hapless Health Secretary would have been pitch perfect in these leading roles. Indeed Sajid Javid who bears more than a passing resemblance to a puppet in Sylvia and Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds, is one of nature’s natural sidekicks.