Photo: Viaval Tours (Shutterstock) It’s not very often that I am astonished by the sheer caucasity of white people. I’ve written stories about a white woman claiming to have been called the n-word in school because she has bigger lips than like six other white people; a story about a Republican declaring that the three-fifths compromise wasn’t racist; one about a guy who argued with his entire chest that a Robert E. Lee High School shouldn’t be renamed because “Jesus never condemned slavery”; and I’ve writtenseveralarticlesabout white people’s bootleg Braveheart anti-mask revolution that they haveinsisted is comparable to America’s civil rights movements.