Roy Exum: The Saturday Funnies Saturday, April 10, 2021 - by Roy Exum Roy Exum Comes the news that the University of Kentucky has, quite erroneously and therefore hysterically, just sent out 500,000 acceptance letters. As you wonder about the postage, here are this week’s riddles: THE RIDDLES 1) You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first? 2) I am full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I? 3) You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever.