Punch Newspapers Sections [ I dedicate this article to Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the new Director General of the World Trade Organisation (WTO). We celebrate you, despite the grief of your motherland. May you be an inspiration for every African girl!] Mercifully, the abducted 300 students of the Government Girls Science Secondary School, Jangebe, Zamfara State, have returned home unharmed. Despite their jitters as a people, Nigerians had expected that outcome because they now understand that is a game. We knew that the government is paying vast sums of money to murderers and child abductors, men who were already known to them (or to some people within the government), and that the Zamfara students would enjoy the benefit of those manoeuvres.