Sideswipe: March 18: Fancy Feast tin face 17 Mar, 2021 04:00 PM 3 minutes to read My family is weird 1. We taught our kids how the cow says "moo" and the pig says "oink" etc. When we got to giraffe, we didn't know, so we said "ding-dong" and it stuck. Now, when somebody rings the doorbell, the kids yell: "The giraffe is back!" 2. Every time I wear my gaming headset, one of my uncles will act like a fast-food customer and tell me that he would like some burgers and fries for him, his wife and kids. 3. At Christmas my dad prints off my brother's entire search history from the past year and makes it into a scrapbook for the family's entertainment.