In the UK it’s starting to feel like America has reneged on our suicide pact the second after we downed our kool-aid. — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 20, 2021 "He’s pronounced dead" My mouf ihf fo fuuh oh bifcuits #crumblebrag — Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) January 16, 2021 People used to be shocked when I explained that my children were made out of hair. Raised a few eyebrows, I can tell you. — GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 20, 2021 RIP Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine. You will be mist. — Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 17, 2021 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."