Study: Average American Has At Least 3 People Plotting To Ki

Study: Average American Has At Least 3 People Plotting To Kill Them At All Times

PRINCETON, NJ—Shedding new light on the shadowy figures lurking around every corner, a study from researchers at Princeton University revealed Monday that the average American has at least three people plotting to kill them at all times. “Our research shows that nearly every man, woman, and child in the country is…

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