This whole column's in rhyme and in meter. Frankly, given the year that we all have been through, We could use something to make it sweeter. ⢠⢠⢠There's Moderna, J&J, and Pfizer! With a half-million dead in this country, it's clear That to take more precautions is wiser. And I'm glad many friends have now gotten their shot, With most others who'll soon have one pending, Which means finally this endless plague that we've got Might be closer to actually ending! ⢠⢠⢠For example, we're back to mass shootings, Which suggests a few gun control measures to take, (That some people, of course, are disputing).