Neal Starkman I received this Email today, and I figured I should share it: THIS IS PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP—yes, it’s true. You better sit down for this. I’ll explain why I’m writing to you in a minute, but right now know that you’re about to hear some tremendous information from me that hardly anyone else knows but that it will be your responsibility to pass on. Okay. You remember I trounced Hillary in the 2016 election and became President of the United States of America, which I still am. Well, right after that election, I got a visit—from Hillary and Barack. They wanted to meet in secret, and so we met at a private room in my fantastic Mar-a-Lago resort. They told me things for over an hour, maybe two hours, I can’t remember. We had chocolate muffins. I remember that. Barack had three of them. Hillary and I looked at each other when he took the third one, like, really? You need three?