the oval office as president. >> you graduated from columbia in journalism. you are writing editorials in the midwest. you pursue nixon for a job and you remind him you once caddied for him. >> i grew up in washington, d.c. i had gone out to burning tree country club for a job. i went with a friend to sit on the bench in the caddie club. they put out this plaid golf bag. i said that is the vice president's golf bag. the pro at burning tree looked at the two sad looking caddies and said you are the only guys we have. we went around with richard millhouse nixon, 18 holes. this is not arnold palmer, i have to say that, michael. >> "vanity fair" is out with more tapes, pat. give a listen to this.