lady on a rope in the gift store. soap lady on a rope. this is dirt-scented. this is lavender. lavender scented. i'm pretty sure this one glows in the dark. >> you have a soap lady that glows in the dark? if she doesn't glow in the dark, she should. >> yeah. and there's only one place you can get a plushy megacolon. this makes a good neck pillow. >> put around my neck for those long cross country flights. that's nice. you have to have a sense of humor. >> oh my god, yeah. if you worked here all day surrounded by death, surrounded by -- >> my grandfather said if you're not laughing, the joke's on you. we're on the commercial break now. we can go anywhere we want. . >> all right. [ male announcer ] it's a warning.