just a take on the news but the actual news, because i wasn't reading anything other than the sports and comics, johnny carson was where you would go. >> and i saw the headline in "the national enquirer" this week. the headline article is how eating the right foods can increase your iq. now, isn't that risky for "the enquirer"? they could lose all their readership. >> johnny carson would mock something that was in the public eye. everybody was in on it. >> he was the most powerful man in hollywood because he could kill you with one joke. >> somebody told vice president george bush that jesse jackson was coming to the white house and george said, oh, good, maybe he'll autograph my "thriller" album. >> you wanted to hear what johnny said about anything in the news. you don't care what other people would say, but let's hear what johnny says. >> a woman in michigan was arrested for soliciting sexual favors -- that's the way they put it in the paper, sexual favors -- for spaghetti dinners. you can't make this kind of stuff up. apparently she never asked a man for money, all she wanted was his -- a spaghetti dinner. my question, technically, wouldn't that make her a
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