hey, girls. knock yourselves out. i'm really sorry. it was a slip of the fingers. it's a fantasy of what teen life could be. hey, defazio! they're here. all right. mwah! laverne. this is laverne defazio. she's mine. and this is shirley feeney. she's yours, as you can see. nice to meet you, richie. my pleasure. marshall: when laverne and shirley made a guest appearance, one of the cameramen said, "look at this two-shot. that's a series." schlemiel! schlimazel! hasenpfeffer incorporated. wallace: tuesday night between 8:00 and 9:00 is called the death spot -- death to any program that dares to go head-on against abc's "happy days" and "laverne & shirley." "laverne & shirley" was one of the few sitcoms that ever debuted as number one. the absolute top number-one show this season is "laverne & shirley," a seemingly harmless, but essentially brainless exercise in adolescent silliness. you have to go all the way back to "i love lucy"