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0 your baby has a diaper sense or and your toothbrush is cyber bullying you. strange times in which we live on the ridiculist. that does it for us. thanks for watching. the bffs. i said we re best friends because we are. who came everybody s buddies and hollywood s hottest hosts. i don t think she has any plans to do porn. none of us have perhaps to do porn. tina fey and amy poehler. things can get a little crazy. two smart women so am i, so is this one. funny on their own. yeah, jealous? together, hilarious. you know, hillary and i don t agree on everything. anything. from humble sketch comedy beginnings look, jimmy, it s team punk pop sensation. they became hollywood power houses. tonight, a tandem. poised again for golden global domination. this is better. a lot better. this is good. we got it now. tina fey and amy poehler. first ladies of comedy. it s just a great night for celebrating. i m wearing a corset. it s good fun. it s the party of the year. the golden globes presented every year by the hollywood foreign press association. but in 2013, something different. two new hosts. ladies and gentlemen, tina fey and amy poehler! could they pull it off? headlining this show packed with a-listers boozing it up. well, the show has really taken a turn. time to start drinking. the two best friends quickly get everybody laughing. only at the golden globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of television. smart, charismatic, and most importantly, hilarious. that hosting performance is hailed by critics, comedians and pretty much everyone who sees it. they killed. they knocked it out of the park. they were in the moment. they were incredible. i think they re going to outdo themselves once again. i mean, they re really bold ladies, and they re the keeps of comedy right now. i thought they were wonderful. they got everything right. they were having fun. it was like a roast. getting sloppy in here, everybody. look how drunk glenn close is. they project a niceness, so when they do go into those more zingier places, people don t feel like they re so mean. mean is one word pinned on ricky gervais. our first presenter is beautiful, talented, and jewish apparently mel gibson told me that. he s obsessed. the comedian drew as many gasps as laughs for jokes many considered too harsh. the complete opposite of some famous scientologist then. where so many other award show hosts failed or offended i feel bad about that joke. tina and amy triumphed. the beautiful ann hathaway is here tonight. [ applause ] you gave a stunning performance in les miserable. i haven t seen someone totally alone like that since you were on the stage with james frankel. the broadcast sees its biggest audience in six years. and guess which buddies are reupped for two more? we ll be hosting again together. because we are best friends. what was that? i said the thing you said. you re going to get to do the golden globes again with tina. thoughts? very excited. not ready at all. haven t prepared at all. but very excited, yeah. we had such a good, fun time last year. so we re hoping to do that, just facilitate the evening, keep it moving. do as little as we have to. we ve known each other for 20 years now. it s fun to do it with your friend, yeah. this is better. this is better. this is good. we ve got it now. hey. funny women, now proven hosts. it was a great year for film. catherine bigelow nominated tonight. [ applause ] i haven t really been following the controversy over zero dark thirty, but when it comes to torture, i trust the lady married three years to james cameron. they come across as terrific, good buddies. i will definitely be watching especially, because they re hosting, definitely. just to get you excited, here s a preview of our big opening number. five, six, seven, eight when we come back this time, we re going to do more. we ll show you how tina and amy meet on the improv stage. are you guys excited? and rise through the snl ranks. people say that hillary is a bitch. let me say something about that, yeah, she is. so am i. so is this one. deal with it. bitches get something done. bitch is the new black. 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