they are -- they're so desperate at cnn, some employees have been forced to harass themselves. new york has hillary clinton. texas does not have hillary clinton. [cheers and applause] texas has rodeos. new york, new york has this. there you go. that's what you call a new york rodeo. a rat with a slice of pizza. they both go well together with a chianti. in texas, in texas, you have real cowboys who speak politely and know how to handle their guns. in california, in california, they have alec baldwin. in texas, a hoedown is a dance.