A new engineering barbie doll teaches girls how to build their own washing machine. Back to you. Tom thank you. Lets welcome our guests. Entertainment correspondent jill dobson. For exercise he carries women up the empire state building. Comedian ben kissel. Hes a d list stand up comic with zero life skills, thats not an insult, thats a real quote from his own a book blurb. Comedian jimmy failla. He has a long, successful career working with his brothers curly and moe. Country music singer legend larry gatlin. Lets start the show. Shawna spicer is my new favorite guy. As far as the media is concerned, trumps new press secretary has gone for mainstream instead of the lame stream he bucked tradition, the weird tradition of calling on the ateam first. He went first to the New York Post and then the christian broadcast network. He told sean hannity it was on purpose. There are voices and issues of the Mainstream Media sometimes doesnt capture, and its important for those issues to get as much prominence as some of the mainstream ones. Tom as for the president , someone at politico marveled at his ability to drive the news cycle. Its working for him. He said that a lot of the coverage ends of negative but it doesnt matter, granted, many of todays stories hammer trumps shins with a pipe wrench. But that doesnt ordinarily happen into a couple of paragraphs into the story, by which time most readers have bailed. That is very true. People have short attention spans, thanks in large part to the modern media, and trump understands what schaefer admits. A columnist takes his ideas were he can find them, he is never going to get the media to cover him the way he wants, but he knows that if he keeps throwing stuff out there theyll at least cover what he wants. Tom a lot to chew on here, right . That was a massive monologue. On spicer. I like his style. Why is he all of a sudden bucking tradition. What kind of tradition is that . He knows that if he picks on the press, he always looks better for doing so because everybody hates the press. This is like calling out a gas station sushi, nobody is going to defend it. You can get a california roll anywhere and its completely edible. Absolutely. This show ends right now. Its a onestop shop. I do think hes trying to intentionally take on, this is antagonistic relationship. Thats why he gets out of bed and tweets every day, he establishes a news cycle and we all focus on what he wants, its genius. Tom is he going to be able to keep it up . This is a question of whether this kind of, so far we like the fight, are we going to want to watch sean spicer come out and fight with the press every day . I wouldnt mind it. One dozen fighting work for ratings and television . It looks like the real housewives of the white house and there, all of the correspondence and News Reporters should have to eat random bugs in order to ask a question, make it like fear factor. The media was calling spicer a whiny baby, but now now theyre acting like milhouse from the simpsons. Its great, absolutely, shake it up. Why does ap get to ask a question first . Its nonsense. Tom the thing about spicer is he rattles off the names of all these alternative media and web sites, he wants to start promoting them. Is he signaling to the big media, the New York Times and the Washington Post that their days have passed . We have to realize something, donald trump, President Trump, now President Trump, my old friend, hes always been nice to me. I lived at trump tower. Tom you and marla did that play together. 2 degrees of separation. I could have been at their wedding but i had already accepted a deal to be in somali somalia. Is a country musician you should sing at their divorce. He is already and will continue to be the biggest newsmaker of the 21st century. The thing about it, hes going to continue to be, they make their own news. Hamilton, the musical. They decided that not only would they tear up the book that tells you how to write a musical, is not an ebook. There are no rules. From the very beginning when he came down the escalator to talk about, he hasnt done any you cant say youre going to fire a gun down fifth avenue and if you hit somebody nobodys going to care, oh, yes, you can. Tom i think the only differs between trump and hamilton is its hard to get tickets to hamilton. Timmy, thats a good one. Weve been talking about spicer, but what do you think generally of the idea that trump is making the news cycle . Hes going to be able to continue to create his own news. The person at a News Organization that says youre covering the story, how many hats is donald trump going to wear . President , reality star, businessman, desk editor, hes in a lot of places. Sorry, mr. President elect, just giving you a hard time. Tom we joke about him. The media is not covering him fairly, i know its a bit of a cliche, but going after voter fraud is what joel stein was doing. Hes doing exactly what the people on the left that they love so much would have love to do but mack had they been in office. I think a lot of media is unbiased. Im i making a bold statement, d particularly, i work at Associated Press. Im a fan of Associated Press. Why does he keep going after them, there are so many other media organizations who very clearly have had a beef with him. You walk in prison and you punch the biggest guy there. Remember, helen was ap. Tom for years and years that she was ap and she had to get that first question. With prison rules she would still with the first question, she was a beast. Tom trump wouldnt consult with her engine he would respect her. Moving on, President Trump seemingly out of nowhere has announced a plan to build a wall at the mexico border. On wednesday, he signed two executive actions, one targeting sanctuary cities in the other, ill let him tell you. The secretary of homeland security, working with myself and my staff, will begin immediate construction of a border wall. [applauding] so badly needed. Tom thats right, great news for pink floyd fans, the wall is coming. In an interview with abc news, he added we will be in reimbursed at a later date for whatever transaction we make from mexico, and later sean spicer told reporters that mexico will pay one way or another. Former mexican president , tweeted. As he was typing that tweet, here was the scene at the borde border. [laughter] tom larry, a lot of smart people were laughing when he said were going to build a wall. They were making fun of him. Theyre not laughing now, are they . This news cycle is only going to work as long as they think hes going to start working, its going to get old if he doesnt. I was raised 280 miles from the border, i love all of gods children. I love my children and your children, i love them a little longer, its tough when youre sitting up in a deer stand, yes were going to kill bambis daddy, big deal. Tom are we trying to keep deer from our country . Theyre coming over our borders, eating our apples. Is horrible to think of that, but the pure economics of the load thats being put on, i think hes going to do it, i im an old bricklayer, no way around travel. You mix up the mud, the sand, the water, you put in a mortar board and you get the trowel in the spatula. Tom he also knows what the machine is called. Ill help with the wall. Tom then, about the wall. Hes going to Start Building it, weve got to protect the border. I think its one of the easiest Campaign Promises that he can live up to. Tom what about the paying . Theyre still laughing, i dont see whats so funny. We can always just make them pay and whatever transactions we have with mexico, will put it on the bill. Do what jerzy does, have a whole system set up, you want to come through and you can afford it, it will be nice roads or anything but youll do the trial on the way over. The most powerful economic engine, the most powerful country in the face of the earth, that is just across a small river that you can walk across, from a pretty, i know there are beatable people in pn mexico, like tortillas hot rock. I believe hes going to have a big stick. Hes going to figure out some way to make them pay. I just believe he will. Tom jimmy, the market is up, hello 20,000, am i right about that question work hes killing it right now. Nobody wants to hear that but hes actually having a good week. Tom big business were the ones that were against this wall, against the border talk. If im correct. Theyre behind it now because they realize that in the overall scheme of things, if you fortify the border it does have a profound effect on stabilizing markets and stuff like that because were not assuming the cost of all this immigration. Right now they said theres a surge in children crossing border, its not about you mack because the walls about to go up, its because we just got rid of Michelle Obamas school lunches. Kids want to come back again. Tom jill, theres going to be a while but can he keep the promise of there will be a beautiful door in that wall . Im still laughing about whos going to pay for it, because i have two toddlers at home and its like watching them argue, they keep going back and forth. It never ends, they keep saying the same things until you give someone reasons are animal crackers. Its the actual mexican standoff. Tacos and tequila. Whats want to happen is exact with what you describe, hes going to wind up taking it off of some type of trade deal or something. Its going to be a save face for everybody where hes want to be able to claim victory and they can both claim victory in some capacity. But theyre paying, i think theyre paying. Moving on, were learning more about President Trumps morning routine. The New York Times reports that he rises before 6 00 a. M. , watches television attuned to a cable channel and a small dining room in the west reign, starts with morning joe and flips over to fox and friends. Then its [my cat from hell] on animal planet. He washed it down with a glass filled with the tears of liberals. Thats a dream of mine. Thats my fantasy. I believe we have trumps schedule for tomorrow. As you can see, its a full day. Wake up, twitter, morning joe, fox and friends, crush the hopes and dream to liberals, dinner, and bed. Larry, youve you been to the white house. I read about that in the paper. Im a recovering drug addict, my motto used to be even colombian drug lords or children have to eat. Tom can you tell me who took you in the mens room, can you say the name . You told me, we wont say who it was. You did coke with stephen fields. We thought we were invincibl invincible. God and his mercy has gotten me out of situations that a squadron of marines, youre not supposed to walk through central park without rolex on looking for drugs that at eighn the morning. The white house, the white powder house. Those were the days, all joking aside, it was. You just passed your pocket and by the grace of god, i dont do that anymore. We can laugh about it, and stephen doesnt either by the way. We were young and stupid and drug addicts. I need a bump, how about you . Tom this was back in the jimmy carter days. A different time. You got to do some coke to make jimmy carter sound good. I was on drugs. What was the story, whats so bad about a little tv in the white house . We all watch tv. I think its healthy. Hes living like every 90s keita did on saturday morning, wake up early and watch your programs they like the most. As of the way for him to stay in touch with the American People, in all honesty. I think thats where a lot of the content that creates his tweets, the fill in tweets are coming from. I think its another way for him to maintain a communication with the basic got him elected. Tom this is a tb world. I notice a lot of the reporting in the media about trump and his tb habit, its kind of condescending, but thats what hes expert at. Hes a tv guide, he understands tv. The New York Times didnt put a spin on this, they didnt add a followup line with a wrote the line in there. Mr. Trump, who does not read books, watch is plenty of television. Thats a direct quote, they didnt add a snarky spin, but you know the New York Times readers read books. They try to make it a big deal, mention that he woke up at six clock a. M. , hes 70. Every 70yearold man wakes up at 6 00 a. M. , he also wakes up at 2 00 a. M. And four to p. You know what i loved about the article, i like that he wakes up and watches tv like hes not on a russian site. Tom hes obsessed with his stories in the news, he will puts on the tv and he wants to see how the news day is going to start. Absolutely. First of all, i would have to at least ask the question of how that bastion of equanimity comes to the point where they decided out of thin air that he doesnt read books. Hes got more money than a show dog, he must read something. Hes not just on the melon truck. Tom they make it up, how about that . There are some great legendary people who have written for the tom i got to go to commercial, larry wasnt going to tell it show business story. Hotel us during the commercial. Coming up, ted cruz can play basketball, and why hasnt he mentioned this on the campaign trail . Good morning and live from americas news headquarters, im Jackie Ibanez in new york. Relations between the United States and mexico take a hit. President donald trump orders construction of a wall between the two countries. Mexicos president delivered a National Televised speech, he condemns the decision and reiterated his decision that mexico would not pay for it. He also said he may consider canceling his plan to visit to the u. S. Next week. Mr. Trump signed the executive order saying it will stabilize onto both sides of the border, adding it is badly needed. Working with my in the meantime, the Associated Press reports that a president is working and an executive order to stop accepting syrian refugees. Another recordsetting day on wall street wednesday. The Dow Jones Industrial smashing through the 20,000 barrier for the first time ever. Dow closed at the session at 20,068. The nasdaq composite also setting new highs. The entertainment world loses another icon, Mary Tyler Moore. Some knew her as laura petry, dick van dykes tv wife. The Mary Tyler Moore show was hailed at the time as the first modern sitcom. By the time the show ended, it had 129 emmy awards, merely mar moore died wednesday. She was 80 years old. Now back to red eye. It tom this week, political publish an article about the new ted cruz. Among other things, hes trying to repair relationships with republican senators and he has a brandnew look. Definitely edgier. One way he is reconnecting with his g. O. P. Colleagues, he started a weekly basketball game in the senate gym. He is said to be a surprisingly good a jump shooter miserable form. C14 noticed the article and asked readers to send them proof. They promptly got a response from cruz himself. C14, like the good sports they are cheerfully replied. 50 minutes later, he responded with a gift gifs of the anchorn line, boy that escalated quickly. For them to reply with that statement, there is nothing or amusing. Tom can you blame someone in social media, maybe some nervous kid who didnt know what they were doing . The editorinchief of deadspin. Most young people i know are funnier than that. His original statement was funn funny. Tom ted crushed it. Im going to be perfectly honest with you, when i found out we were going to get these two topics i had no idea what this was about. Did he look like the guy, what was it . I think tom you had to go to like three from places for that. The part that we just talked about. I wrote up some stuff about, i agree with a lot of his conservative policies. I kind of got turned off when he said think about the children in the Supreme Court and all that. Vote your conscience. Then the next day, hey, donald, im not going to vote for you. A lack of intellectual integrity on his part. But hes a texan, keep that jump shot happening there. Tom hes a starting, i think, to repair himself with the republicans, they soured on him because he had that kind of personal feud with trump. Thats what he has the hoop game going. The Democratic Senators have a basket ball game going, too, they dont keep score in every buddy gets a trophy. I was shocked at the webster that made their fame off showing us such a crass maneuver. Thats how deadspin got that going. To me, the most offensive part of the story is that someone named their son grayson. Thats very upsetting to me. With any luck hell be a corrupt governor. Tom i think its a little petty, i find this web site a little bit annoying, but do you think that he got the better of them on this round . Hes actually a pretty quickwitted, that was kind of one of the overlooked things during the primaries, he was fairly funny. Deadspin is absently ridiculous, i dont think that was appropriate whatsoever, stick with sports, dont be snarky its a prime example of political discourse on the internet and how young people dont know how to have it. Tom kenny climb back . The political angle of this, ted put all his chips on the table and basically he was hoping for trump to lose and he was going to be the new he was want to be the new guy, he was going to step up. Do you think he can crawl his way back and . You have to remember, the attorney who is on fox a lot, a law professor, said he was the best debater hes ever had. Hes going to be able to hold his own, if it gets a little more sense of humor, plus he is, he toes the conservative line and there a lot of hardcore right wing who will go for that. Smile a little more, ted. Soon coming up, halftime with tvs andy levy and a brandnew episode of the red eye podcast is available now, subscribe on itunes or foxnewsradio. Com. Lin . Yeah i got it right here. Someone help me i have a flat tire well its good. Good for me. What do you think . Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Tom welcome back, its time to find a what we got wrong and what we missed from andy levy at the red eye news desk. Andy i dont think the whole thing with ap going first is a weird tradition, it may be a little bit outdated. They did it for a reason because back in the day before the internet and all that stuff, ap was the source of news fo