kind of thing here? - sure. - so please turn this way. world's saddest gameshow! we'll put some time on the clock, and here we go. unpaid taxes or student loans? - unpaid taxes. - business debts or student loans? - business debts. - bad checks or student loans? - bad checks. - car accident claims or student loans? - car accident claims. - credit cards or student loans? - credit cards. - gambling debts or student loans? - gambling debts. - excessive shopping or student loans? - excessive shopping. - collection agency accounts or student loans? - collection agency accounts. [buzzer] - thank you for playing. - [laughs] i hope i-- i hoped i passed the audition. - i mean, that's pretty telling, though, right? - yeah. - it's everything but student loans. - it's insane. and that's why there are so many people suffering. it's making people into debt-- indentured servants.