And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 495 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi hey, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, everybody hot crowd tonight welcome everyone here to new york city [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it, you made it, youre here. This is it. This is what were talking about. [ cheers and applause ] its new york city. The hottest city. This is it i love the energy. I feel the love. Thank you, everybody. Im your host, jimmy fallon. Guys, heres the latest on the election. Donald trump is actually taking a break from the campaign to go visit his golf resort in scotland tomorrow. [ light laughter ] yeah. Right after he leaves the u. S. , republicans will say, quick build the wall [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, a big story this week is that Trumps Campaign isnt doing so well financially. [ audience oohs ] a recent report, yeah. They said his Campaign Even spent over 100,000 for meals just last month. And trump said, well, thats the price you pay for hiring chris christie. And you go, well thats [ laughter and applause ] steve hey, ho jimmy come on, man. Steve hey jimmy thats not a nice thing to say. Steve is that true . Is that what he jimmy thats not a nice thing to say. Steve thats not nice at all. [ laughter ] jimmy and get this. Hillary clinton gave a speech yesterday where she talked about employment. She said that not every job requires a Fouryear College degree. And this years graduates said, this is the worst commencement speech ever [ laughter ] im finally graduating where were you last year . [ applause ] steve you should have told me. Jimmy meanwhile, Bernie Sanders still hasnt officially dropped out of the race for president , but earlier today, he gave a speech with the theme where do we go from here . [ laughter ] i think he was basically asking the crowd for directions back to vermont. Its just like [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. [ as bernie ] jimmy where do we go from here . You make a left and then you get of course, the other main story is that democrats held a big sitin on the house floor to protest congress refusal to vote on gun control. Or in other words, democrats were tired of congress not getting anything done, so they refused to get anything done until someone got something done. [ laughter and applause ] thats how you do it. Thats how you do it. And this is really big. Today, the United Kingdom held a vote on whether to remain in the European Union or become independent. I saw that as people headed to the polls, torrential rains flooded londons streets and disrupted its public transportation. As opposed to our election which will be flooded by frogs and locusts. [ laughter and applause ] this is it this is the big one steve thats it. [ applause ] jimmy lets get some sports here. Yesterday, the knicks made a a huge trade with the Chicago Bulls to get all star derrick rose. [ cheers and applause ] yeah i guess the bulls approached the knicks, looked them in the eyes and said, will you accept this rose . [ laughter and applause ] omg chicago b. Just gave knick a a rose last night. [ laughter ] this is making the rounds today. Nfl player marshawn lynch. We love marshawn lynch. [ cheers ] we love the guy. Yeah. Beast, yeah, beast mode. He just recently gave a a 60 minutes interview to discuss his retirement and football career and listen to what he had to say about the game. Thats when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody face, a lot of people aint gon be able to take that over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. And over, and over, and over, and over, and over, again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. I mean, at one point he was like, what was the question . Im sorry. I forgot. [ laughter ] i thought they were gonna have to unplug him and plug him back in. [ laughter ] i was like after that they had to change the name of the show to 64 minutes. [ laughter and applause ] no. No. Steve hey oh jimmy i was joking. Steve hey jimmy i was joking about that. Thats not true. Steve hey jimmy thats not true. Steve thats not true . Jimmy thats not true. Steve thats not true. Jimmy that was a joke. Thats not true. Steve thats a joke . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. They didnt really have to rename the show 64 minutes. Steve whyd you say it . Jimmy i know, but i was kidding. I was joking around. Steve oh, wow let me know. Jimmy yeah, i know. Sorry buddy. You got bummed out, man. Steve i know. I thought, wow, thats cool. [ laughter ] jimmy theres a huge soccer tournament going on right now in europe called the euro cup. There was an amazing game last night between iceland and austria. Now the game was tied, time was running out and then iceland scored a last second winner, and i think icelands announcer was pretty excited about it. But im not sure. Listen. [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i still cant tell if the man was excited. [ laughter ] so we actually had it translated and maybe that will help me. Lets see it again. [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy guys, we have a great show give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome and thank you for watching the show. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, emmy and golden globe award winner, jim parsons will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love jim parsons. Steve lovely man. Jimmy plus, nfl superstar j. J. Watt will be dropping in. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy say what . Steve what . Jimmy and were gonna play a game of egg russian roulette with j. J. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy and we have great music from the avett brothers, as well. Its a big show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] so tune in. Set your tivos. The show will be 64 minutes tomorrow night. Steve will it really be . [ laughter ] jimmy im joking. I was just kidding. I was just telling a joke. I was fooling around that our show would be 64 minutes. Steve were you joshing me . Jimmy i was totally joshing you. [ laughter ] steve oh. I thought it was gonna be 64 minutes long. [ laughter ] jimmy are you upset . I mean do you want it to be 64 minutes long . Steve no. Is it going to be . [ laughter ] jimmy no, its only 60 minutes long. Steve oh. Jimmy but were not doing 60 minutes tomorrow. Steve oh jimmy no, were not. Steve oh. Jimmy i mean, we are. Steve great jimmy we are doing 60 minutes but steve 60 minutes in length. Not the show 60 minutes. Jimmy that is correct. And the show 60 minutes is still called 60 minutes. Steve its not called 64 minutes. Jimmy that was a show i made in the monologue and it was just a joke. Steve so there werent snakes in the boots of that [ laughter ] jimmy yes there were snakes in the boots. Steve oh, okay, okay, all right. Jimmy that wasnt a joke, but this one was. Steve okay. All right, okay, good. Jimmy but first tonight, guys, we love this guy. Hes one of the funniest steve we love him. Jimmy and talented, and most committed comedians. Steve the most committed comedian in the history of the world. Jimmy in the history of the planet, right . Steve in the history of the planet earth. Jimmy hes fantastic on the show the last man on earth, our buddy will forte is on the show, tonight [ cheers and applause ] i love him. Plus shes one of the stars of the hit series Pretty Little Liars, Ashley Benson is stopping by tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we got great music from joseph, ladies and gentlemen. Steve whoa jimmy gonna be here tonight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, as you know, Hillary Clinton and donald trump are the presumptive president ial nominees for the two major parties. A lot of people are saying theyre not satisfied with either candidate. So they started to support minor party candidates. Well, we wanted to give one of those candidates some time on our show to explain why you should vote for him. So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the president ial candidate for the writein party, tim calhoun. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] i am tim calhoun. [ laughter ] im running for the office of president of america the United States. [ laughter ] a lot of people are wondering, who is tim calhoun . [ laughter ] well i want to tell you now who is tim calhoun. [ laughter ] i, tim calhoun, is leader. [ laughter ] confident. [ laughter ] economy. [ laughter ] dancer. [ laughter ] strong, both up here and muscles. [ laughter ] im proisis. [ laughter ] whether large cubes or small flakes. [ laughter ] ices keeps my drinks cold. [ laughter ] and thats good for america. [ laughter and applause ] go isis. I dont have any skeletons in my closet. My closet is very small. So i keep my skeletons in a a duffel bag in my basement. [ laughter ] i dont think the American People grate enough cheese together these days. I mean, when was the last time you saw people grating cheese in public . Thats why my slogan is make america grate cheese again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the Supreme Court needs a china person. [ laughter ] i propose we give all of the faces on mt. Rushmore giant rock straws connecting to a a river. They must get thirsty sitting up there on that mountain. [ laughter ] i propose that infants and children must remain in car safety seats until they are 45 years old. [ laughter ] and i will not budge on this. [ laughter and applause ] rose. Jack. Thats from titanic. [ laughter ] thats all there is. [ cheers and applause ] in conclusion, and in summary, vote for tim calhoun for the president of the america the United States because if you rearrange the letters in america it spells ricamea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Tim calhoun, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, well be right back with tonight show hashtags, everybody [ cheers and applause ] start boldly with the apple that bites back. Redds wicked apple. Also available in mango and black cherry. Ba da ba ba ba this prepaid, man, i cant even. My prepaid is much better than yours. My prepaid brings all the gigs to the plan my network is better than yours verizon is better than yours no surprises always know the charge lalalalala no annual contract my prepaid lets me stream what i want my speed is better than yours my prepaid is better than yours i can be free with no Strings Attached lalalalala alright guys, weve brought you to this construction trailer to talk about trucks today. Which truck brand offers engines with best in class v8 towing or fuel economy . Are we moving . Where we going . Its the answer to the question baby silverado. Oooh thats cool. Its truck month. Qualified buyers get 0 financing for 60 months. Plus, find your tag and get 8,250 total value on this silverado all star. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back its time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go, everybody. Hashtags hashtags jimmy hey, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you. Thank you very much. That is a solid guitar, my friend. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, right . [ cheering ] it is fun. We use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to the play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since donald trump fired his Campaign Manager on monday, i went on twitter and sent out a a hashtag called howigotfired. [ light laughter ] did you ever get fired . Steve oh, yeah. All the time. [ light laughter ] jimmy did you . Steve i got fired from t. G. I. Fridays. [ light laughter ] jimmy did you really . Steve yup. Jimmy why . Steve for not being t. G. I. Fridays material. [ laughter ] they made it about the shoes and the black pants, this is like in high school. Jimmy yeah. Steve and they went, no. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird or embarrassing story about how you lost your job. We got thousands of tweets and within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for those tweets. I appreciate it. Theyre really funny. Now i thought i would share some of my favorite how i got fired tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from mikeg. He says, i was fired from kinkos for photoshopping myself in all of the customers holiday calendars and christmas cards. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats really funny. Thats a good one. Steve who is that guy . Jimmy thats fantastic. Hey, i got your card. Yeah. Did you have another son . [ laughter ] this ones from aletaq. She says, i worked at a soft serve ice cream place and was fired my first day because my swirls werent enthusiastic enough. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my god. Im leaving steve youre gonna get it. Jimmy not enthusiastic enough. Get a life, buddy. Steve theyre sarcastic. Jimmy yeah, your swirls were a little sarcastic. This one is from coltcalhoun. Steve i wonder if he knows thats tims son. Jimmy thats tims son . Steve yeah. Jimmy colt calhoun, he says, i got fired from olive garden because i kept saying, pasta la vista, baby to people. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy i think its funny. Steve he should get a a raise. Jimmy he should get a raise for that. Steve yeah. Jimmy this one is from kenfleet. He says, i got fired from my retail job for telling customers who asked what aisle an item was on to check on amazon. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve come on. Jimmy i feel like hes not even trying. Steve get rid of him. Jimmy hes not trying. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is a great name. This one is from frozengumwad. [ laughter ] steve frozen gumwad. Jimmy i wish i had that, that was a great one. Great name. She says, worked at a call center and would use fake accents to keep it interesting. They really do monitor for training purposes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ australian accent ] hello, thank you for calling time warner cable, mate. Ni hao. Steve ni hao. [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from imjoeyraymundo. He says, after an hour into my shift at the nike store, my manager pointed out to me that i was wearing an adidas tshirt. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] steve can i see you for a a second . Jimmy you get a discount, i mean steve can i see you for a a second . Jimmy go get another shirt. Just do it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve ladies and gentlemen, leaving the field is James Thomas Fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this one is from fourleftturns. [ light laughter ] steve make a right. Jimmy he says, a friend cleaned all of the fish tanks in kmarts pet department with windex. The inside of the tank [ audience oohs ] all of the fish died. We found dory. [ laughter ] [ applause ] not good. Steve not good dont worry, man. Jimmy oh wait, this is a a good impression you did. Ready . This is a windex bottle. Go for it. [ laughter ] [ spraying sounds ] [ cheers and applause ] steve higgins. Master impressionist. Oh, this one is funny. This last one has a picture. This is from 305pirate. She says, called out sick to go to the who concert. My picture ended up in the front page of the paper. It was hanging in the office the next day. Heres the picture right there. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] rock n roll, baby there you have it, those are the tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with will forte, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you know we said wed take a look at our Retirement Plan today. Not now im cleaning the oven yeah, im cleaning the gutters washing the dog washing the cat well im learning snapchamp chat. Chat changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. Pressurewashing the. Roses. Aerating the lawn vo but with nationwide its no big deal. Okay, your Retirement Plan is all set. Nationwide . Awesome. Nice neighborhood. 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And added extended range lte which reaches two times farther than before and is four times better in buildings. Right now, hook up the whole family with an iphone. Buy any iphone and get an iphone se free when you add a line. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a fourtime Emmy Awardnominated actor and writer, starring on the Popular Television show the last man on earth, which returns for a a third season, september 25th at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Please welcome our good friend, the very funny will forte, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will will, we love you. I always love having you on the show. Everything good, buddy . Everything is very good. Jimmy thank you for doing tim calhoun. I dont know if you saw tim calhoun stop by. Oh, my god. No, i missed him. Jimmy hes running for i missed him, by, like, this. Jimmy hes running for president. I might vote for him. [ laughter ] jimmy this is your actual hair. You look skinny. I mean, youve always been skinny. Well, thank you. Jimmy is it the haircut thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy its not like you need to lose weight. I think in the history of my life, ive been, like, a roller coaster weight person. Jimmy no. I had kind of gotten to a a pretty good place, and then over the last two years, at the show last man on earth, its just so much work, that i, like, i didnt have time to eat right or to exercise or to stop drinking. [ laughter ] so its like, you know, i gained 40 pounds, i think. Jimmy no you never gained 40 pounds. 40 pounds. Yeah. Some woman came up to me. This is a friend of mine who hasnt seen me in a while, and she said, is that for a role . [ laughter ] i said, what . Is what for a role . And she said she pointed to my stomach. Jimmy no is that for a role . Jimmy oh, my gosh and i said, no, thats just getting fatter. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and youre rude. Ive since, like, lost a good portion of it. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy and how are you doing it . Whats your secret . Well, me and my buddy, who also had put on a little bit of weight. He has no excuse for it. He has not been working very hard. [ laughter ] dave noel, im calling you out. Jimmy dont call him out. Dave noel. David vincent noel. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Santa monica jimmy dont give his address, please. No, hes fine. I dont know his address. Jimmy all right, good. Thank goodness. But i will tweet his address later. [ laughter ] that horrible okay, anyway, so we hes we came up with a thing, like, in order to make it easier to lose weight, we thought, oh, itll be a competition. Well see the minimum we have to that we can lose is 5 . We have to lose 5 . Jimmy either way. How do we motivate ourselves for this weight loss, because something really bad has to happen if we dont reach that goal. Jimmy you have to set the stakes high. Yeah. So we came up with the perfect thing. If we dont hit our 5 goal, we each have to contribute 1,000 to the trump campaign. [ crowd ohs ] jimmy oh, interesting. Yeah, im sorry for the trump supporters. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hes not really my bag. Jimmy yeah. But it has kept me freakin going to the gym all of the time. [ laughter ] i am eating so well. It is [ cheers and applause ] its the best. Jimmy it will get you motivated. Well, you look fantastic. Thank you very much. Jimmy and you just had a a birthday. I did. Jimmy happy, happy, happy birthday, buddy. Thank you very much. Jimmy how did you celebrate . [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. I celebrated, Jason Sudeikis, paul rudd, rob riggle, Eric Stonestreet and David Koechner have a a charity called, the big slick. They get together, a bunch of people to go raise money for childrens Mercy Hospital in kansas city. So, its a very fun weekend. They made 1. 3plus million for the hospital. Jimmy oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] so many cute kids. Oh, my god. And at night then we will just go and kick back. Theres this one suite in the hotel, and everybody gets together and plays poker and does stuff. They brought me a birthday cake, and it was very nice, and then, they sang happy birthday to me. So i thought, thats very sweet. And then, the end of happy birthday, rudd, i guess, liked that song, because he didnt want that to be the only time they sang it to me, so he started another happy birthday, which was wonderful and would have been, like, that filled me up in a a major way. Jimmy yeah, thats a very nice thing. After the second one, they go into a third one, and then somebody walked out from the patio, and as a joke says, what are you guys doing in here . So, they sing a fourth one. [ laughter ] it went on and on. They sang happy birthday to me 12 times. [ laughter ] and that wasnt it. At the end of number 12, they who was it . Somebody came up and just started going i think koechner started going, are you one . Have you seen that at childrens birthday parties . Jimmy oh, of course, yeah. Are you one . Are you two . You guys might not know this, im 46 yearsold. [ laughter ] jimmy he went all the way . He went through the entire thing, and i had to keep just going, no. [ laughter ] jimmy no. Are you five . No. I got some kind of whiplash, but it was very nice. It was worth it to raise all that money for the kids. Big slick, childrens Mercy Hospital. Check it out. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] youre a good man for doing that, yes. Im a really good person to doing that, yes. Jimmy you dont have to agree with me. Im just saying that. Oh, no, no, no. Some people might have been on the fence, and i wanted to put them on the side of fantastic guy territory. Jimmy you are a fantastic guy. Right . Yeah, i agree. [ cheers ] and i did this charity thing, and i dont ask people to recognize it, and i appreciate that. Thats going over and above, but yeah, i did that out of the kindness of my heart. I would do it even if nobody clapped for me. Jimmy weve moved on, will. [ laughter ] will . I want to ask you about this. Yeah. Jimmy the last time you were here, i saw this guy. Whos that hunk . Jimmy thats you. Thats you. I hear that guy raises a lot of money for charities. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, he does. But then, i dont know how this happened. The real photo of you. You actually did this. I cant believe you did this. This is for the show, last man on earth. Jimmy this is how committed this man is. Come on. Any voters out there, come on. This is how you commit to a a Television Show with a giant beard and shave half of it off. [ cheers and applause ] ive never seen anyone do this except for you. I remember the one time when you grew a neck beard. You remember that one . Oh, yeah. Jimmy you only grew hair from here down. [ laughter ] it was as good looking as this. It was not a good look. Jimmy it was unbelievable. Oh, it was great. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis, who plays my brother on the show, hes the best. I did something horrible to him, so he, in the middle of the night, pulled a prank on me. I wake up looking like that. He shaved half my head. I dont want to give him the satisfaction of knowing that, like, i jimmy care about it. That it mattered to me, so i just say, oh yeah. I was going to do that anyway. [ laughter ] so i had to keep it for, like, a month. Jimmy what was life like living like that . It was not good. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, you couldnt go anywhere . I mean, i would have liked to have hidden that to save it for the show, but there were a a couple of things, like, an awards show i had to go to, and then fox had some event that i had it was mandatory, so it got out, but it was not it was not it was a fun adventure, but it really is quite ugly. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. I think its very, very funny. It also shows how much you commit to your stuff and your craft and how much you care about the show. Jimmy. Jimmy you really do. Youre unbelievable. [ applause ] i appreciate that. Jimmy you do. You care. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres will forte with his half beard, and Jason Sudeikis singing falling slowly i love that from your show, the last man on earth. Take a look that this. I dont know you but i want you all the more for that words fall through me always fool me and i cant react you have suffered enough [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean [ laughter ] jason, we tried very hard. We do karaoke. Hes like a brother to me, so we do karaoke in our normal lives all of the time. Jimmy you do . And so, we like, we got to get that into the show. Jimmy oh, thats perfect. Well, i mean, would you do a a number for us now . I know jasons not here, but would you would do it . Youd like that, wouldnt you . No chance in hell. No. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no chance in hell. A tiny chance in hell. Jimmy a tiny chance in hell. Would you happen to have a a second microphone . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know this one. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i cant fight this feeling any longer [ cheers ] yet im still afraid to let it flow what started out as a a friendship has grown stronger i only wish i had the strength to let it show i tell myself that i cant hold out forever there is no reason for my fear [ cheers ] i feel so secure when were together you give my life direction you make everything so clear even as i wonder im keeping you in sight youre a candle in the window on a cold dark winter night im getting closer than i ever thought i might [ cheers ] i cant fight that feeling anymore ive forgotten what i started fighting for its time to bring this ship into the shore and throw away the oars forever i cant fight this feeling anymore [ barking ] ive forgotten what ive started fighting for and if i have to crawl upon the floor come crashing through your door baby i cant fight this feeling anymore [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will forte and Jason Sudeikis, everybody [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Ashley Benson stick around you guys are fantastic [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest stars as hannah on the hugely popular show Pretty Little Liars, which airs tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. I know. They have big fans now. I love them. Tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On freeform. Everyone, please welcome, Ashley Benson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you. I was going to bring my selfie light out for you, but its too heavy for me to carry. Jimmy well talk about taking a selfie later. You might be the only person that i know besides me who watched the movie the man on the moon more times than me. I loved that reese witherspoon. Have you ever seen that movie . [ cheers and applause ] thats my jam. I watched it all the time. I watched it i worked at a a video store and i used to rent it all the time. Its amazing, yeah. My grandmother told me to watch that because she thought that i looked like reese witherspoon. Jimmy yeah. And i was like, well thats awesome, and i watched it when i was 14, i watched it every night for three months in the summer, and actually backstage my boyfriend had just texted court foster. Jimmy jason lundon . And he goes, give your girlfriend a hug from court foster. I was like, oh my god, you know him . Jimmy what . Hes like, i met him playing golf. Im like, wait. How do you know him . Jimmy are you kidding me . Yeah. Jimmy thats the coolest thing ever. Yeah, its really cool. Jimmy court foster, yeah. I was super popular, you know. Like, getting texts from people. Jimmy thats what were taking from this. But i want to hear i want them to hear the story about auditioning, because theres other movies i said is there any other movie that you memorized . And you told me you used to watch a lot of mary kate and ashley films. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre fantastic. But i didnt realize this, they have different acting techniques. Yes, slightly. I thought that i was an olsen twin when i was younger. [ light laughter ] that i was ashley olsen and my sister was mary kate. And i watched every movie and i would, you know, repeat what they did in their films in my auditions, and i was, like, 10 or 11 and one thing they do is like, mary kate friends and she would be like, hi, im riley. [ laughter ] like, theres always a laugh at the end and i was like, thats amazing. My god so i was like, auditioning for this really heavy like Kevin Costner film at 11 and i was saying all these lines. And i was doing a after every time because i thought that was what youre supposed to do. Jimmy shes going to love this. Shes going to love this. They literally i never got a callback, obviously. I didnt get the job. Jimmy mary kate already exists. Theres only one mary kate. But also, like i see them in new york sometimes, and im still the biggest fan. Im just like, oh my god. I dont know, i dont know what to do. I like take 50 pictures on my cell phone. Im just like, okay bye. Really cool to meet you. I love you guys. Im still one of your sisters. Its fine, cool. [ laughter ] part of the family. Jimmy and then you go and i go [ laughter ] but its always like the breathy laugh. And im like, thats amazing. Jimmy ive never heard anyone do a mary kate impression. Thats fantastic to do. Yeah. Jimmy well, it worked out well for you. Pretty little liars. I mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] one of the biggest shows. Jimmy you do a thing with shay on your show, one of your costars, where you simulsnap on snapchat. Simulsnap, did you make that up . Jimmy yeah. Did you make it up . I like that word. Jimmy yeah. We do do that. Jimmy simulsnap. Simulsnap. Jimmy you snap at the same time. Yeah. And we try to get people jimmy yeah. And youre like, were simulsnapping. I would like to simulsnap with you. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Yeah. Jimmy okay. Hold on. All right. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. So we do this and then we aim it at each other, is that correct . But, you have to get your head in here so that you can get on the filter, you know . Ill try to get it. Jimmy ill do it. Okay. Ready . Jimmy and we just talk for five seconds. Im already starting. Hi, guys. Jimmy hey guys, how you doing . Its jimmy. Im having a great time here. It is so amazing. [ laughter ] jimmy bye, guys [ talking over each other ] can i show everyone what mine was like . [ laughter ] but also can you see theres like a maid with a mole. Hold, hold, hold. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly, its perfect. Well, we did it, we simulsnapped. Amazing. Jimmy and i appreciate you doing that. Thank you, my friend. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] Ashley Benson, Pretty Little Liars airs tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On freeform. Well be back with a a performance from joseph stick around. Hi, mom [ cheers and applause ] geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. whispers rocket for over 100 years like kraft has,natural cheese you learn a lot about how people cook. I wish i had like four different mexican cheeses but in one super melty cheese. 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Women vote is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guests are Three Sisters whose new album, im alone, no youre not, is out august 26th. I love that. Thats a great title. Making their television debut, performing white flag, please welcome, joseph [ cheers and applause ] your yellings getting loud keep it down now keep it down now theres talk going around this town keep it down now keep it down now noises closing in from all sides warning all the ways to die they say youd better give up youd better give up ill be an army no youre not going to stop me getting through ooh ill sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you ooh ooh i could surrender but id just be pretending no id rather be dead than live a lie burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh whisper moves the air can you hear me can you hear me sometimes its all ive got to spare can you hear me can you hear me noises closing in from all sides warning all the ways to die they say youd better give up youd better give up i say i say ill never give up ill never give up ill be an army no youre not going to stop me gettin through ooh ill sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you ooh ooh i could surrender but id just be pretending no id rather be dead than live a lie burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ill be an army no youre not going to stop me gettin through ooh ill sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you i could surrender but id just be pretending no id rather be dead than live a lie burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh oh burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ooh [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you thank you thank you so much joseph [ cheers and applause ] im alone, no youre not is available for preorder now well be right back, everybody joseph [ cheers and applause ] with simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal or transfer each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright. With simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to will forte, Jason Sudeikis, Ashley Benson, joseph once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight aubrey plaza. From, orange is the new black actress samira wiley. Author neil gaiman. Featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Democrats staged a 25hour sitin on the floor of the house to try to force a vote on new gun control legislation. You know the state of our congress is terrible when you see a bunch of politicians sitting on their asses and think to yourself, wow, their finally doing something