And running a huge state -- does she know she resigned as governor four months ago? and where's the coverage of her father having said she quit a hawaiian college because, in essence, there were too many hawaiians there? and speaking of leaving, reports tonight that mrs. tiger woods has moved out, leaving him alone with his putter. okay, class, our special guest is here -- ellen page. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! we're going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ]