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“They’re going to count up all the votes and, shazam, whoever got more votes is the winner,” the Republican Senate candidate said. “How is that fair?”
This has made my early morning routine feel so…BLEAK.
Comedy Central continues the tradition of 'The Colbert Report' and 'The Daily Show' with 'Tooning Out the News,' a weekly series lampooning cable news.